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More of My Favorite Time-Wasting Websites!!!

Time-wasting is a compliment! It means, "Of all the things I could do with my time, I'm choosing to spend it here." No news, no politics, no celebrities. Just fun.

Not Always Right -- actual conversations of people who work with people, dispelling the myth that the "customer is always right."

People of Walmart -- sexy *sarcasm* photos of the super center's upscale *sarcasm* clientele.

Homo Shame -- embarrassing photos of embarrassing gays doing embarrassing things. (Safe for work, just embarrassing.)

There I Fixed It -- the redneck equivalent to Homo Shame. (See above link).


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Obama's Evil Plan to Indoctrinate School Children Revealed!!!

I, like most rational thinking people in America, thought that the Barack Obama educational indoctrination debate (which I am dubbing Don't-Turn-My-Kid-Into-A-Homo-Loving-Commie-gate) was much ado about nothing.

Just a bunch of crazy soccer-moms and trophy-wives who need to get jobs and stop watching Glenn Beck. That is UNTIL I uncovered a copy of the speech he plans to share with the children! REMEMBER THE CHILDREN!!!

Read an excerpt below:

"My fellow Americans. Greetings from your benevolent overlord, Barack HUSSEIN Obama.

When your mommy and daddy stop loving you and get a divorce, daddy's gay-lover won't be able to visit him in the hospital when daddy gets sick with the swine flu because the queers do not have the same rights as heterosexuals. You want daddy to be able to see his "special friend" don't you? Of course you do! That's why we need to give the homosexuals the right to marry.

Let me be clear. Even if daddy is able to make an honest man out of his lover, it won't matter because your daddy will likely die because he can't afford his health insurance premiums. You don't want daddy to die do you? Of course not! That's why we need to give millions of Americans like your daddy an affordable publicly-backed health insurance option.

And when you grow up and start sleeping around with random men to fill the void that your dead father left behind, you will want an affordable on-the-spot abortion won't you? Of course you will!"

SHOCKING! Isn't it!!! Someone PLEEEEAAASE stop this Kenya-born Muslim Socialist from taking over the minds of the children of the world with his poisonous ideas of taking care of the sick and the poor!!!

HE MUST BE STOPPED!
*sarcasm*

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Gayest Dessert Ever!

Ben & Jerry's is temporarily changing their "Chubby Hubby" ice cream to be "Hubby Hubby" in honor of Vermont's law that took effect this week allowing man-on-man marriage!

It's chocolate dipped pretzels filled with peanut butter in vanilla ice cream. Mmmmm... sounds deliciously gay!

Sorry, ladies. At this time there are no plans to release "Wifey Wifey" or "Lezzie Lezzie" flavors. However, there are rumors flying around about some flavors called "Just Roommates" and "Are You Sure That Guy's Not Gay. I Don't Care If He Has A Wife. I'm Sure He's Gay."


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Church Just Got a Whole Lot Gayer!

Things, they are a changin'. The Evangelical Lutheran Church in America (ELCA) voted and approved this week two gay-friendly proposals.

First, it approved to sanction same-sex commitment ceremonies. Meaning gays and lesbians can have a "wedding" in an Evangelical Lutheran church (even if same-sex marriage is outlawed in that state).

Then, they approved sanctioning the ordination of openly gay clergy who are in committed relationships, or "married," if you will. Gays as preachers in the Lutheran church is nothing new... they were just celibate.

(FYI, in case you thought I was making a joke. I wasn't. Until this week, queers could be pastors, but they had to be single and no hanky panky!)

I'm guessing not every Lutheran will be flying their rainbow flags on their way to church this Sunday. The move may cause some sheep to find straighter pastures. But probably not that many. Lutherans and gays have had a long happy relationship with each other. They're just moving that relationship further out of the closet.

Snaps to you, ELCA! Church just got a whole lot gayer!

Pride: Leah Driscoll Wants You to Get Some

Every diva loves (and is loved by) the gays. Barbra, Liza, Bette, Cher... So beloved they're known by only one name!

Enter, Leah!

Allow me to introduce you to singer Leah Driscoll. I think this girl is out of this world! Click HERE for more about her.

Leah has put together an awesome dance track that may be the anthem of the current generation of pink, lavender, and rainbow-colored sheep! Pride.

It's all about same-sex marriage and the obvious need to sanction it in the United States. But don't think it's all political and stuff. No, it's funky-fresh! I just know you're gonna love it.

Fiercy fierceness! Love her!

Beej Meets Bruno

I am so naive, y'all. I read all the reviews before going to see Bruno. They all said it was shocking and sexual and over-the-top. But I thought to myself, "It's probably just a few too many off-color jokes about being gay." Boy, was I wrong!

Some red flags should have went off in my head when Pink Partner and I were ID'd to get into the movie...TWICE!!! Once at the ticket counter and then again at the door. But no, like lambs lead to slaughter, we blindly made our way to our seats.

First, let me tell you who we sat with. In front of us was a young twinkish twenty-something couple mugging-it-up like they were at a Gay Pride Parade.

In the seats next to us were three generations of grandmas who managed to break Great-Great-Grandma Lucille out of Shady Pines for the day. I say three generations of grandmas because I'm pretty sure one was in her 50's, one was in her 70's, and one was in her 90's. Which is shocking to me because neither of my grandmothers (God rest their souls) EVER went to the movies! And NEVER watched anything funny on TV. So the concept of a great-great-grandmother who actually pays money to see a comedy about gay-sex jokes is beyond my comprehension.

Behind us was a lovely redneck couple (the kind with all their teeth) that were there to laugh uncomfortably at anal-bleaching jokes and Sasha Baron Cohen's penis. Yes, penis. It's the break-out star of the film.

I found Bruno slower and less inventive than Borat. And discovered that there are several myths floating around out there about it. It neither helps nor hurts the gay civil rights movement. Cohen is not the gay Martin Luther King, Jr. nor is he the gay Adolf Hilter.

Finally, there was way more nudity that I expected. Waaaaay more. Don't get me wrong. In principle, I am not opposed to nudity. I would rather see the human body in a film than violent acts. Sex is natural and beautiful, while violence is evil and destructive to the human psyche. But still... it was shocking! Let's just say, I don't recommend bringing your Exodus group to this movie as a field trip.

To say the nudity is gratuitous would be to use the wrong adjective. That would imply the viewer is supposed to enjoy it. No. The viewer is supposed to be appalled and disgusted. And that is exactly what is accomplished.

This movie failed in the editing room. In order to avoid the NC17 rating, formerly known as X, many scenes were cut, and I am left to imagine that the wrong scenes were left in. My guess is that the plot ended up on the editing room floor.

I give it a C+. Beware: not for the faint of heart.

Vintage Gay Anderson Cooper

Once upon a time, a long time ago. Silver Fox Anderson Cooper was an out and proud gay man. Then the wicked kings and queens at CNN forced our handsome prince into the closet. (For a handsome some of money, of course.)

During the "out" years, Andy created a feel-good story about the New York City Gay Pride march. The story has a human element. It highlights an elderly gay couple who had been together for over 40 years.

A touching little story, brought to you by everybody's favorite Vanderbilt.

Stonewall: 40 Years Later

Forty years ago on June 28, 1969, a bar in New York City frequented by gays and transvestites (and a handful of lesbians) named Stonewall was raided by the police. It was a routine raid; they happened nightly throughout the city. The lights would be flipped on, everyone lined along the wall and forced to present photo ID to the attending police officers. Names would be recorded by the cops for future reference. Those without ID would be arrested. The crowd would be separated men and women. Those dressed in female clothing were escorted to the ladies room by the female cop on duty to check their gender. Any man found wearing a dress would be arrested.

Such raids were common everywhere except at Stonewall, which was supposedly owned by the mafia who allegedly paid the cops to stay away. That fateful night in June of 1969, however, the unexpected happened.

Plain-clothed police officers entered Stonewall at around 3 A.M. When the cops began making the patrons line up against the wall, the crowd refused to present their ID's and the men in drag refused to go the ladies room to vouch for their gender. A fight quickly broke out between the transvestites and the police.

A voice in the crowd shouted, "They're only here because the mafia didn't pay them tonight." This prompted the crowd to hurl coins at the police officers. The coins became rocks, and the rocks became bricks from a nearby construction zone.

The crowd became so rowdy that the police barricaded themselves inside Stonewall waiting for backup. The angry homosexual mob broke down the barricade and set the place on fire.

Until that time, there had never been a mass expression of protest for the mistreatment of gays and lesbians in America. The riots continued night after night for about a week.

On the one year anniversary of the Stonewall riots, the first gay pride march was organized in New York City where people 15-blocks deep marched 51 blocks through the streets of New York.

At the time, Illinois was the only state in America that didn't have laws criminalizing same-sex activities. Today, 40 years later, six states have legalized same-sex marriages. New York is on the verge of becoming the seventh. Which seems like a gigantic leap forward until you realize that none of these marriages are recognized by the federal government.

The gay rights activists of the day, condemned the riots. However, the men and women who defended themselves against police brutality that night were the ones who sparked today's gay rights movement. For this they should be commended. If not for the actions of those homosexual-outcasts and drag queens at Stonewall 40 years ago, there would be no openly gay politicians, comedians, or authors today.

For their courage, I am grateful. In this day and time, may we all have the courage to fight for liberty and justice for all.




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There Are No Words For This Insanity

Sasha Baron Cohen aka, the Borat guy, is coming at you full monty force! This time as the gayly fabulous character Brüno from Austria.

GQ Magazine has decided it would be a good idea for Brüno to grace the cover of their magazine totally naked!!! (The pink star was placed there by me as a gift to you.)

The article is a Q&A session with Brüno in which he calls the ever elegant Michelle Obama, the first lady of the United States, Barack Obama's "beard."

It's written phonetically in a fake gay Austrian accent:

Dear Brüno,
How would you define "Obama style"?
Firstly, ich vant to say zat I find Obama an inspiration—it gives me great hope zat, after years of struggle, someone can at last get to ze White House, despite being incredibly hot. On ze other hand, it’s slightly disappointing that he needed zat beard, Michelle, to help him—but vone shtep at a time. In terms of his style, he perfectly bridges Serious und Sexy...Oval Office und Oval Orifice.

If Brüno is anything like Borat, there will be all kinds of crazy lawsuits to follow the release of this movie. I, for one want to sue GQ for subjecting me to the uncensored version of the cover.

Barack Obama, Adam Lambert, Penguins, and New Hampshire

This has been one gay, faggoty, queer week! The whole thing started with the President of the United States Barack Obama declaring June "Lesbain, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender Pride Month." Don't believe me? HERE is the actual decree from the Black Stallion's own website. What can I say, Barry loves the gays.

Then in not-so-earth-shattering news, American Idol runner-up Adam Lambert was scene playing handsies in public with his hottie boyfriend after it was announced that Glambert would do an Ellen-esque, "Duhh... Of course I'm gay" cover for August's Rolling Stone.

Next, two gay penguins in Germany successfully hatched an egg together. The two "pink birds of the family" are not the first homo-penguins, (apparently gay penguins are quite common). They're just the first in Germany. It's like Tango Makes Three part Zwei. Fascinating story really. Click HERE to read more. But seriously, is anybody really that shocked? I mean they are always over-dressed and they walk funny. Could penguins be any more gay?

Finally, the state of New Hampshire officially became the sixth state in America to legalize same-sex marriage. New England is now officially the gayest place on earth. Even gayer than the boys dormitory at Focus on the Family Institute. Just sayin'.

And now to top it off, enjoy Joe Jonas (the Brother with the good hair) in a unitard dancing to Beyonce's All the Single Ladies. This is the gayest week ever! Some where in heaven Paul Lynde is dancing a jig with his new hag Bea Arthur.

That Guy is Like Such a Queen

Meet the gay-tastic, homo-rific newly elected Prom QueenSergio Garcia of Fairfax High School in Los Angeles, California.

The homo-loving Commie son-of-a-guns on the left coast have boggled the minds of Maw & Paw Middle America yet again. This time it was those wily kids stirring the pot.

Mr. Garcia ran on the female ticket as an openly gay male and WON!!! (The Supreme Court didn't even have to step in or anything!)

A lot of freaked out housewives who read blogs, have asked the obvious question, "Why didn't he just run as the first openly gay KING candidate?"

Ladies, the answer is simple. Because he wouldn't have won. Gay Prom King = lame. Gay dude as Prom Queen = friggin' awesome!!! See? Simple.

The Sexiest Wedding Ever! Cynthia Nixon Edition

Sex in the City kitten Cynthia Nixon and long time lady-lover Christine Marinoni just announced their official engagement! (Well... sort of.)

They announced this weekend at a gay rights rally that they will wed in holy matrimony the moment New York allows it, which could be any minute or not, (now that Gov. David Paterson has pledged to sign a same-sex marriage bill into law if it passes both state houses.)

But Miss Nixon doesn't want put on her finest flannel gown and Birkenstocks for some second-class civil union. She wants the real deal, full fledged married. Otherwise, what's the point?

"I don’t really want to get married to get married pretend. I think we’d like to do it in a real, actual, legal way that the state would recognize."

It's gonna be the sexiest wedding in the history of the world! It will be so hot it should have it's own name. How about, Gingerfest!

Forget Sex in the City the Sequel, someone get me tickets to Gingerfest!

The Sexiest Thing I've Ever Seen

Meet youtube superstar Tyrone Jones. He can drop it like it's hot and pick it back up again.

Homeboy is doing a montage of Beyonce's I Am Sasha Fierce album, and not just Put a Ring on It, but the whole thing! Including the dumbest song ever made, Video Phone. Who's idea was that song any way? It's a song about a phone! That's like having a hit song in the 90's about a fax machine. In a day when blue-haired grandmas are sending text messages and following me on Twitter, I'm pretty sure it's no longer a big deal that Beyonce has a cell phone that can record video. Just saying.

Back to Tyrone. Sistergurl is letting his Soul-Glo as he works his jheri curl, snake rolls, and busts out some tae bo. In a dance-off between him and Beyonce, he'd leave her curled up in the corner in the fetal position rocking back and forth repeating to herself, "Warm dancer biscuit. Warm dancer biscuit."

He personifies fiercy fierceness.

That's So Gay: Marriages in Maine

We are witnessing history right before our eyes! Can you believe it? It's all happening so fast.

The state of Maine voted to allow same-sex marriages in the state! This is just after Iowa agreed to do the same thing.

New Hampshire also approved a bill in the senate and house, and now it awaits approval from the governor. So it could happen there any second too!

Gay marriages are springing up everywhere!

Maine is the 5th official state to legalize same-sex marriage licenses. (They would have been number 6 but you know... the whole Proposition 8 thingy in California.)

Congrats to Connecticut, Massachusetts, Vermont, Iowa, and Maine (and soon to be New Hampshire).

Love is in the air and so is change.

A Big Gay Storm is Brewing. It's Gonna Start Raining Men!

The Original Public Service Announcement (Not a Joke).



Stephen Colbert's Parody.

Funny or Die's Parody.


I'm not sure which of the three is the funniest. All I know is, after watching these videos all I can think of is the Weather Girls song "It's Rainin' Men! Hallelujah! It's raining men. Amen!"

More Homos Revealed on Amazing Race!

Just when you thought you figured out all of the tokens and stereo-types on this season's Amazing Race, more homos are revealed!

Big Poppa Mel White (who I love) and son Mike White were the token gays. Mel let it slip in an interview that the producers wanted him and his son to be labeled "the gay ones" and no one else's sexuality would be discussed on the show.

So who are the others playing for the Pink Team? Luke Adams (pictured above with his mom) and Kisha Hoffman (pictured below her sister). Kind of makes this week's "Bitch!" episode more interesting. Huh?

You'd never know that Luke was a queer or Kisha was a lesbo by watching the show. Producers thought it would be too much for America to handle for Luke to be the deaf guy and the another gay guy. And no one wants to try to wrap their brain around the token black girl also being the token lesbian!

Kind of makes this week's "Bitch!" episode more interesting. Huh?

The show is so much easier to watch when they keep the minorities in separate but equal categories. Don't you think?

Who Dat? I Think It's Rupert Everett's New Face.

I am not sure if Rupert Everett's face terrifies me or saddens me or a little of both.

Here is the homophobic homo debuting his new and "improved" mug on the Martha Stewart Show. What a steaming hot mess! He looks like someone put all the men from Grey's Anatomy and Desperate Housewives in a blender and poured into a glass all their worst parts.

I can't wait until Rupe-Dogg says, "it's just a little botox." Girl, please! I am the King of Botox! And I can tell you botox does not give you a different face! That's a scalpel and 20-30 grand that does that!

So don't believe the lying liar that it was just a little touch up. That is a complete and total overhaul. I may never be able to look at him again.

Mommy, make the scary man go away.

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First Iowa, Now Vermont! The Whole Country is Going Gay!

Grab the maple syrup. It's time celebrate!

Vermont approved a law that legalized same-sex marriages in the state! This makes Vermont the fourth-ish state in America to recognize same-sex marriages. The first was Massachusetts, then Connecticut, then California, then not California, then last week Iowa, now Vermont!

True. It's only 8 percent of the country, but it means things are moving in the right direction.

So, one day Chase Crawford and Zac Efron will be able to walk the streets hand in hand as husband and husband! I have a dream!


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