Hotorexia Strikes Again: Bobby Trendy Edition

Have you ever left the house and thought you looked good? Only to see yourself in pictures later and realize you didn't look as good as you thought you did.

I call this condition hotorexia.

Here's fame whore Bobby Trendy with one gigantic flaming case of hotorexia. If you don't know who he is, don't worry. I don't expect you too. Mister/Sister's main claim to fame was redecorating Anna Nicole Smith's house while she was alive and had that reality show on E!

P.S. Hotorexics always google themselves every morning. So, "Hi, Bobby."

Who Dat? I Think It's Adam Lambert from American Idol

No, that's not a picture of Janice Dickinson. It's American Idol contestant Adam Lambert. You know, the one with the Pete Wentz hair that hits all those crazy high notes and you're not sure if he's screaming or singing, but it doesn't matter because either way it's awesome.

I love him and think he's totally cool, so these pics of Mr. Lambert in drag don't phase me in the least. Nor am I shocked that he plays for the pink team. But I'm sure some little girl in Madison, Wisconsin is tearing up her notebook that she wrote a zillion times "Mrs. Adam Lambert."

Maybe I'm just a Commie, homo-loving son of a gun, but I don't think this is a real scandal. Do you? Now if they were pictures of Ryan Seacrest in drag making out with Norman Gentle then ohhhhhh yaaaaaaah! THAT would be a scandal.

The anti-American Idol website Vote for the Worst posted these and several other pictures of Adam dressed in drag and shoving his tongue down the throat of another dude on their message board. (I decided to spare you the graphic kissing ones. But if you just got to see them you can find them HERE.)

I'm one of the rare people who watches American Idol and actually thinks of it as a singing contest. Sure I like to see the pretty people go through, but I want to hear someone who can sing. So as long as he can sing on pitch, Adam Lambert can dress in a snuggie for all I care!



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Who Dat? I Think It's Jude Law.

Yes, it's that Jude Law. People Magazine's 2004 Sexiest Man Alive turned over-the-hill playboy. He is "reinventing" himself by taking this oh-so-brave new role playing a female! Gasp! How very Dustin Hoffman in Tootsie of him. Yawn.

The movie is called Rage, he plays a supermodel celebrity named Minx.

In my little opinion, I think he should keep the wig even after the role is over. It's kind of hot. He looks a lot like Lizzy Caplan who plays Amy Burley on True Blood with a pinch of Josh Groban.

Jude Law in drag is kind of like a pop-culture Rorschach test. Everyone sees something different.

What do you think? Who does he look like? Does he make a better woman than a man?

Birthday Snaps: Britney Spears Edition

Birthday snaps go out to the Princess of Pop Britney Spears! Our favorite little diva train-wreck pop-tart turns 27 on December 2nd.

You know what they say, "27 is the new photoshopped to look 19 again!"

Homegirl will be the covergirl for January's Glamour magazine in which she says 2008 has been a "hell of a year."

She started the year with a dollar store weave. She went absolutely bonkers. Her father had her committed to a psych ward. She lost custody of Small Fry and Tater Tot to K-Fed. She spent almost all her money. Her Father took control of her purse strings. Her little sis (a Disney star) had a baby.

But praise be to God, she has returned from the land of crazy and is releasing a new album. She is officially back, b*tches!

That's a lot of stuff to happen to one person. Especially to a twice divorced single mother of two.

To honor her royal highness' birthday, I am posting world-class drag queen Derrick Berry's homage to the Brit-Brit on America's Got Talent from earlier this year. A hell of a year indeed.

Grab some cheetos and enjoy the show!

National Coming Out Day: Pink Power!

Did you know gays and lesbians have their own holiday? Yep, it's true.

It's called National Coming Out Day, and it's celebrated every October 11th! It's kind of like Black History Month, only shorter and even less well known.

Now if you lean toward the Pink persuasion, you don't have to come bursting out of the closet like the above crazy drag queen. However, today was made for you, so you could feel some solidarity with your fellow pink sheep around the world.

Pink Power!

If you've never told anyone before, tell someone today.

It's called "the closet" because while you live in delusion, you feel dark and cold and isolated. From a spiritual perspective, let me tell you that you are not a shock to God. It's not as if He doesn't know already. So just fess up and find your place in the universe as God intended. Jesus taught, "the truth shall set you free." As long as you continue to live a lie, you will always feel condemned and bound.

Call you mom, your sister, your oldest friend from high school, and set yourself free today. You don't have to have the "After School Special" talk, just let them know in your own way.

You can take the first step by leaving a comment here. Just use your first name. Baby steps.

The Scariest Drag Queens Ever!

Don't drag queens know they are supposed to be pretty?

Not all queens are created equal. Here are ten of the scariest drag queens in the history of the world!

The scariest part is that all of the photos have been taken from profiles on MySpace.

I've added my captions below each photo.

This delicate flower looks like she ate Christina Aguilera.
We'll call her, "Dirrrty Hairy."

Her philosophy is "Less is more."

"The perfect outfit for day or evening."

It's "Rainbow Bear Bright."

This little punkin' is totally into hip-hop.

"Abracadabra." *Poof!*
"You've been turned into a poof."

"Hey guuuuurl. How's yur mama?"
It's Ghetto Draggie Smurf.

"Eat your heart out, Elizabeth Burkley."

"I'm your Dream Girl. I'll make you happy."

"I ate hip-hop bunny's liver with fava beans and a nice chianti."

Side note: I love and embrace everyone in the GLBT community, including the drag queens of the world. Like Grandmama always said, "Every old barn looks better with a fresh coat of paint."

But call me old fashioned. I still prefer my drag queens clean-shaven with a French manicure.

[Photo Credits: MySpace via Ebaum's World.]

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