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Because Kitties Are Awesome!

What is more awesome than kitty cats and rock-n-roll? The answer: NOTHING!

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Literally the Cutest Thing in the History of World. EVER!

Oh my gosh, y'all. When you see this commercial, you will literally want to hug your computer screen. It's that cute. It's beyond cute. Cute isn't descriptive enough.... It's "snugglicious!"

It's a commercial from the New York lottery commission, and who knew gambling was soooo adorable?!?!

They've made another one featuring fluffy bunnies in funny costumes! Click HERE to watch it too!



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Just Because: Teacup Piggy Edition

I saw a random story on television about Teacup Pigs and have wanted one ever since. Pink Partner has officially banned the words from being spoken in the house! (Something about my inability to stop using the words "Teacup Piggies" in every sentence... but whatevs.)

But seriously, who doesn't want one? Aren't they the cutest things in the history of the world???


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Pink Links: OMG, LOL, WTF?

Upside Down Dogs - a cute blog of nothing but dogs on their backs with the pictures turned upside down. Pages of smiling puppies. What could be cuter?



Picture Is Unrelated is an outrageous collection of bizarre and funny pictures from the world wide web involving all aspects of life (not just doggies).



Whack Terms My Father Uses and More Whack Terms My Father Uses -- Blogger John Ryan Gallagher blogs about many things, but when he shares original phrases his father uses, then it's pure gold!!!

Example 1: upholstered rat = lap dog
"Don't ask me why anyone would want one of those little dogs. they look like upholstered rats."
Example 2: drop a rose = to flatulate
"Who dropped that rose? i can taste it."

(Language Warning: John Ryan's dad has a potty mouth. Which will make most of you howl with laughter, and others of you will clutch your pearls and leave in disgust.)


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"I'm Her Mom." "No. She's Not."

The whole wide world is talking about the crazy-azz stunt that Kanye West pulled at the MTV VMA's.

In the middle of Taylor Swift's acceptance speech for the Best Female Video Award, he run up on stage, took the mic from her hand, and said, "Taylor, I'm really happy for you, and I'm gonna let you finish, but Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time." Essentially, she should have won and not you.

Therefore cementing himself as the King of Punks. As a result, "Kanye is a douche bag" has been tweeted more time than "I am sitting on the patio."

The poor little girl just stood there dumbstruck. Viacom has stripped the interweb of the evidence. But by now, we've all seen the video. If you haven't yet, then you probably don't care to.

So instead, I'm posting Kittens: Inspired by Kittens. The classic short-film with such timeless quotes as, "I want pie." "I want beef jerky."

Why? Because I'd rather see pictures of kittens than ever have to look at Kanye West again.

Enjoy.

P.S. The title of the post comes from the video, not a conversation between Kanye West and Taylor Swift.



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No One Thinks of Poodles as "Real Dogs" Anyway...

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Snuggie for Dogs

It is exactly what you think it is. I can't watch this without laughing hysterically!!!

Enjoy!

Whisker Watch ALERT!

There are no words for the insanity of this video.

There are crazy cat ladies, and then there are CRAZY cat ladies! This video is a highlight reel of a kitty massage video. No jokes. Totally serious.

My question is why does she have to demonstrate some of the massage moves on a toy tiger? Are some of the moves too intense for the real cat? And if that's the case, why in the heck is she teaching people at home (the amateurs) moves that she (the expert) is too afraid to perform herself?

Insane! I never thought I'd see a crazy cat lady who is crazier than the woman below! But that day has come.



Want more insanity? Click HERE to see the crazy ferret lady!

I Hate When That Happens...

Try to caption this photo.

P.S. It's not photoshop. It's an actual elephant that fell below ground in Thailand and had to be cut out through a manhole.

Warning: This Video May Make You Gay

** Completely safe for work. Just a pug pushing a pink baby stroller with a pink parasol and hypnotic music. Nothing more, nothing less. It's all very zen.

I've Been Waiting for This News

The moment I heard Michael Jackson had died, my first thought was "Whatever happened to Bubbles the Chimp and how is he taking the news?" Now, we know.

The Silver Fox Anderson Cooper and his army of super sleuths managed to track down Bubbles and get a sound bite from the reclusive celebrity of days gone by.

Ferret Oh Ferret: Gatherer of Stuff

I stumbled upon the craziest documentary on PBS the other night. It's called Ferrets: The Pursuit of Excellence. It's like the Christopher Guest movie Best in Show, only real instead of fake, and with ferrets instead of dogs.

The top clip is a crazy ferret lady singing a love song to her ferrets. The bottom clip contains other crazy ferret ladies dressing up their ferrets in miniature costumes.

It is the most amazing thing I have ever seen. I highly recommend that you netflix it. It just may change your life.

Just Give Me the Cadbury Creme Eggs

I hope each and every one of you has an egg-cellent Easter!

This time of year, my biological clock starts ticking. Especially when I see all the cute little Easter clothes in the stores.

I wish I had children so I could go shopping for some little white gloves and a fancy hat to dress up my little pumpkin on Easter morning. And of course I'd buy something nice for his sister too.

Click HERE to see a special Easter edition of LOLcelebrites.net.

What's Wrong with this Picture?

An Afghan Hound gets prepped for competition in a dog show in Birmingham, England.

I have nothing in particular to say about this photo. It just made me laugh.

Jonathan Rhys Meyers Gets Lost in His Own Eyes

Wolf-eyed actor Jonathan Rhys Meyers appeared in New York City this week to celebrate the beginning of season three of Tudors on Showtime.

When I saw this picture or Mr. Meyers, I immediately said to myself, "Oh my gaw! He looks just like my dog Audrey Hepburn!" And I don't mean, "What a dog!" or "He's dog-butt ugly." Even though his forehead looks like it's spent about 3 hours too long in the sun. No. I mean that crazed look in his eyes is the same exact look my dog gets.

Audrey Hepburn goes into her own little world and zones out. She'll just stare into space for hours looking at nothing and not moving a muscle. Jon-boy seems to be in his own little world too.

See, don't they look alike? Creepy.

Happy St. Patrick's Day Y'all

I do not drink beer. I just don't. And the thought of drinking beer with green food coloring in it makes me want to throw up. However, I know a lot of you little lambs will be partaking in such adult beverages this week. I don't judge. It's just so.

For many folks St. Patrick's Day and Spring Break coincide this year. That means non-stop alcohol parties for one solid week. So If you're gonna drink, DO NOT DRIVE!

Have fun. Be smart. If you drink, do it in moderation and with a plan to get home. In short, don't be an idiot.

Be like the yorkie in the picture. Enjoy yourself, but know when to say when.

The only thing grosser than waking up with throw-up in your hair is waking up with green throw-up in your hair.

P.S. If you really didn't know, Saint Patrick was a real person, not a leprechaun or a cartoon or whatever. He was enslaved and carried away to Ireland in the 5th century. Escaped but later returned after receiving a vision from God telling him to do so. Fascinating stuff! Click HERE to read his life story.

Sasha and Malia Obama are Getting a Portuguese Water Dog

The wait it over! The decision has been made. Barack Obama is getting his girls a Portuguese Water Dog instead of a Labradoodle.

Then new dog won't be moving into the White House until some time in April.

This however adds fuel to the right-wing conspiracy theories that Obama is secretly trying to destroy America. After all, what could be more un-American than a dog that has the name of a liberal European country in its name?! I don't even think they speak American over there!

All part of his evil plan to socialize health care! Become aware, people. Become aware. Muuuuhhhhahahahahahaaaa!

Barney Bids Adieu to His Fans

IT'S HERE... IT'S FINALLY HERE! The final installment of the Barney's Christmas Carole.

President George W. Bush's Scotty-dogs Barney and Mrs. Beazly put out an annual holiday greeting to give well wishes to the little people. And as hoped, it is a complete and total train-wreck! Merry Christmas!!!

It shows Bushy's sense of humor and the fact that he's a few fries short of a happy meal.

As always Dubya seems to be oblivious to the fact that he has stuffed the entire world into a gigantic hand-basket and set it on fire on its way to H-E-double tomahawk missiles.

All I got to say is Jenna Bush-Hagar gives the worst performance I've seen since Mariah Carey in Glitter.

Can somebody tell me when our beautiful and elegant first lady turned in Joan Rivers? I was like, "Who is the space alien with the funny Southern accent?"

But that's not the bad part. The shocker is gold-medal hoarder Michael Phelps makes an appearance!!! He will put his face on anything, won't he? ANYTHING! Even a dog video! Sheesh.

Just Because... Pomeranian Edition

This post was inspired by a picture I posted last week of Fran Drescher and her Pomeranian and my own little Pomeranian mix Audrey Hepburn. I have spent all week "shopping" for cute pics of poms in precarious poses. Here they are with my own LOL-type captions. Enjoy the cutie cuteness!


"Quid pro quo, Clarice."


"Any fires around here need putting out?"


"I'm one cold-hearted bitch. I eat baby seals for breakfast."


"Aaaaaarrrr."


"You can't see us. We're ninjas."


"I get horrible dragon breath in the mornings."


"Marshal Dillon won't tolerate law breaking. Not even from Miss Kitty."