The Eyebrows Have It

I am an eyebrow aficionado!

If I didn't pluck, wax, snip, tweeze, and weed-whack my brows, I would have the the eyebrows of a 300-pound truck driver. Which would be odd since I have the body of a 15-year-old female gymnast.

But I have noticed lately that I'm not the only one who is obsessive compulsive about my eyebrow grooming. Hollywood's younger generation of leading men also enjoy spending an nice relaxing hour manscaping the brows.

My observations first began I saw Zachary Quinto and Chris Pine, stars of the upcoming Star Trek movie, on the cover of Entertainment Weekly. The moment I saw them, I laughed and said, "I've had both those styles." Sad, but true when you speak of your eyebrows as styles.

Next, Joan Crawford... I mean... Chase Crawford and his oil-slicked caterpillars appeared on the cover of VMan magazine.

Then, Zac Efron and his Halle-Berry-1992 eyebrows released a trailer for his new movie 17 Again this week as well.

Finally, Beyonce' came out of the closet with her sharpie brows. I know she's not technically a man, but she did change her name to a drag queen's name this week. So from now on she wants to be known as "Sasha Fierce" but you have to say it right. It requires two snaps and a neck twist when you say it, otherwise it's just stupid. But with two snaps and a neck twist, you go, "Oh yah...I totally get it."




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