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Showing newest posts with label Pocket Beej. Show older posts

You're So Gay and I Kissed a Girl!



I can't say enough about singer Katy Perry!

She and I are twins from different mothers. There are several things the two of us have in common.

We are both former evangelical fundamentalist ministers. (She was a contemporary Christian recording artist and the daughter of pastors. I was an evangelist and associate pastor for seven years.-- Some of you just gasped. "Reeeeally?" Yes, really.)

We both like the taste of cherry chapstick. And both of our likenesses have been captured in little plastic dolls.

Another thing Miss Perry and I have in common is that we both enjoy pushing the envelope. I don't mean being offense or obscene. Perish the thought! I mean saying and doing things that make people laugh and feel awkward at the same time.

Here are two songs from Katy to help kick off your weekend! The above video is called Ur So Gay. It features Pocket-size Katy Perry. According to the video we have another interesting fact in common. We both are attracted to men who are gay.

The one below is I Kissed a Girl. My BFF and Pink Sheep of the Family enthusiast Brandy L. says of the video, "I predict it will be the #1 drunken sorority party song for summer 08."

Let me know what you think. Is Katy Perry a creative genius? Or a cracked pot?



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Welcome to Trend Setting 101



Pink Sheep of the Family is the place where all the trends in Hollywood begin!

Don't believe me? Here's some proof.

Mary Kate Olsen emerged from under her bridge and allowed herself to be seen by mortals again.

Only this time, homegirl was totally wearing my look!

J.T. may have brought sexy back. But Beej the Pink Sheep brought the headband back!

Remember this little ditty?



And while I'm at it...Beej and Bunni Productions were the original Rick Rollers.

Rick Astley unexpectedly showed up in one of our videos eons before pot-smoking high school kids started making their Rick Astley videos and posting them on MySpace.

Remember this one?



I'm telling you people, reading Pink Sheep is like taking Trend Setting 101.

I'm just waiting for the day when that other blogger starts posting pics of his "Pocket Perez" Fairy Doll!

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Pocket Beej Goes to the Beach



Pocket Beej the Fairy Prince sure gets around!

The little guy recently turned up at the beach with his homegirls, Paris and Scar-Jo the fairy hags.

Pocket Beej gets himself in trouble and has to be rescued by a hunky lifeguard doll.

Yes, it's insane. But that's what makes is great!

Send me your most creative shots of Pocket Beej anywhere in the world, or pics of you and your friends showing your love for Pink Sheep of the Family, and I'll do my best to post them.
(Just keep the photos G rated, y'all.)

You can reach me via MySpace or Facebook (under Pink Links lower right) or the "Email Beej" link (upper right) on this page!

Mega snaps to Pink Sheep reader Jenn in Indiana for this outrageous new slide show.

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The Adventures of Pocket Beej

Pocket Beej and Plastic Beej

Evil genius and Pink Sheep of the Family reader Jenn, has created a slide show of Pocket Beej the Fairy Prince.

In it Pocket Beej enjoys the Easter holiday with Jenn's family and travels on vacation with them to Disney World!

So, this is my open invitation to all you little pink lambs out there:
Send me your most creative pictures of Pocket Beej the Fairy Prince, and I will post them on Pink Sheep.

Beej the Fairy Prince is available from Amazon.com in two different sizes. (Full size Barbie-style pictured above, and Miniature travel size pictured below.)

Sit back, relax, and get ready to be entertained by "The Adventures of Pocket Beej!"
Sublime insanity at its best!



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Pocket Beej Travels the World

Beej and Bunni

BFF and Pink Sheep enthusiast Jenn made a photo album of Pocket-Beej traveling the world.

If Jenn will give me her permission, I will post the entire album right here to share with the rest of the world.

It's really well done, and completely insane!

Until then, enjoy this pic of Pocket Beej and his friend Bunni the Bunny!

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Beej the Little Fairy



Yippee Skippee! I have my very own Beej Mariposa Barbie Prince Doll!

My partner bought me one as a late birthday present!

The little bugger looks and dresses just like me! I love it.

People have called me a little fairy for years! Now they have proof.

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Are My Eyes Deceiving Me?




Seriously, am I crazy or is Matel trying to make a living off of stealing my image?

My BFF and Pink Sheep enthusiast, Lish, tipped me off to the fact that the new Barbie Prince Dolls look just like mini-Beej's.

Look, he's even a little shoe-whore. I love the fact that he's surrounded by flats and heels. LOL.

You too can carry around your very own Beej the Pink Sheep everywhere you go.

If shoe shopping isn't your fetish, then perhaps you'd prefer Beej the Fairy Prince!

Notice the perfectly sculpted eyebrows and over-styled hair! People, it's me to a tee!

It's like Matel tapped into my dreams, and brought them to life right before my eyes.

In this pic you'll see Beej the Fairy Prince hanging with his two fairy-hags, Paris Hilton (in the inappropriately short skirt) and Scarlett Johansson (with the big rack).



Maybe I should sue them for copyright infringement.
I probably won't since it's such an honor to be immortalized in Barbie-land.



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