What's Wrong with this Picture? Mary Kate & Ashley Olsen Edition

This is a picture of Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen at the Heathrow Airport in London this week.

Did the Olsen Twins have all their money wrapped up in AIG and Lehman Brother's stocks? I thought they were kagillionaires. Then why are they pushing their own baggage carts through the airport?

And who is that hot guy just watching them do all the work? Why isn't he on the payroll?

And further more where is PETA with their buckets of blood and paintball guns? Do you see all those pelts? Did they just get back from a hunting trip with Sarah Palin before jetting off to jolly ole' England?

It must be way easier to travel in the UK than it is in the US. They would never get that much crap on a plane here!

Scariest Picture I've Ever Seen!

The word on the street is that the Olsen twins are growing up and going their separate ways. In fact some rumors mills say that the two don't even speak to each other any more.

I am so freaked out right now. What in the heck has happened to Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen?

First of all Mary Kate has gone off the deep end.

Last week the anorexia survivor appeared on David Letterman's show and was taking pot shots at Spencer from The Hills. How weird is that?

And what is the deal with her clothes?

Sure, she probably dropped $75K on that gown, but it looks like a homemade dress the some poor knocked-up girl made to go to the prom in with her baby-daddy.

And that hair! Did she fall asleep in the limo ride over? I'm so confused.

Contrast that with sister Ashley. For the first time in a decade, the more fashionable twin has decided it's okay to smile again. But it totally creeps me out!

She's been going to the same clubs as LiLo and SamRon, which is a recipe for disaster.

She's beautiful and glamorous, but she definitely has a case of the crazy eyes.

She looks like she's joined some sort of cult and is just itching to testify about how the "group" has changed her life.

Do ALLLLL child stars grow up to be train-wrecks? Every single time?

No wait... Opie Cunningham beat the curse. Okay, so beside Ron Howard, are they all wrecks?

Have mercy!

I'm Just Gonna Say It

I know a lot of people have been whispering about it. But I'm just gonna say it, "Lindsay Lohan is a raging lesbian."

Even Michael "Big Daddy" Lohan has been quoted in the paps saying, "Anyone with half a brain can tell what's going on."

So apparently Dina "Cool Mom" Lohan doesn't has half a brain because she is still claiming that her daughter's relationship with out homo disc jockey Samantha Ronson is purely platonic. Perhaps Dina thinks "Platonic" is the name for a new vodka or something. Because her daughter is clearly a lez.

The story began a couple of months ago when Lindsay almost came to blows with former child star Ashley Olsen at a club where Ronson was DJ-ing. Ash said hello to Sammy, and Linds got all up in her grill and screamed, "Get your 15-year-old Full House a** away from my girlfriend!"

What kind of monster yells at an Olsen twin? It must be true love.

From that moment on, LiLo and SamRon have been caught snogging all over the place. And the final kicker is Linds appeared at the Cannes red carpet wearing an engagement ring. Now the rumor is that the two want to get married at Dolly Parton's amusement park Dollywood.

For rizzle. This is the weirdest story ever. I'm not shocked about LiLo's lesbianic tendencies. I'm more shocked that she has the hots for SamRon. Frankly,Sammy scares the crap out of me. She looks like the "after" shot of a drug PSA. Meth-chic.

Love is a many splendid thing, indeed.

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