Take the Ears But Leave the Hair!!!!

Joe Jonas (a.k.a. "the cute one") made an appearance on the Teen Choice Awards (a.k.a. Nickelodeon's attempt to lure Miley Cyrus away from Disney) and he sat there calmly as notorious ear-nibbler Mike Tyson took a pair scissors to his sacred raven locks.

Doesn't Big Mike know that Jo-Jo's hair is what makes him the cute one!

Mike Tyson is truly, madly, deeply crazy ya'll. I wouldn't let him near me with a ten foot pole much less be inches away from my ears with a cutting instrument.

I aint gonna lie. Of all the ears to nibble on, Big Mike could do worse than Joey-boy's. So gotta give him props for good taste.

Mike Tyson is Fat and Crazy

The former Heavy Weight Champion of the World Mike Tyson is now just plain heavy. Iron Marshmallow Mike made a special guest appearance at some video game award thingy in Las Vegas this weekend debuting his new look.

Who knew ears were so fattening?

I can totally see Robin Gibbons laughing maniacally, "Yes! Pay backs are a b*tch! You fat S.O.B. Muuuhhahahahahaa!"

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