Kim Kardashian Just Made Me Pee Myself

Kim Booty-Poppin' Kardashian is totally freaking me out in this picture!

KiKi had this to say about the photo,

"Since vampires are all the rage right now, Troy Jensen and I thought it would be cool to try out a more gothic, almost sinister look! "This look was inspired by Prada's fall 2009 runway show and it is so unlike anything I've ever done! And no, I didn't actually get rid of my eyebrows, haha. Troy used an eyebrow concealing wax to hide them! "Pretty creepy, right? I call this my 'Twilight' look! What do you think?"

Twilight? Is that what she thinks she looks like? Seriously? Because she looks like the zombie love-child of Cher and Marilyn Manson. It's beyond creepy. It's down-right terrifying.

Can someone get me a towel, please.

Is That Thing Real? Kim Kardashian's Booty

This is a very recent picture of reality TV star Kim Kardashian. She's been working her butt off lately (figuratively only of course) rehearsing for Dancing with the Stars.

Anyone who has watching DWTS, knows the contestants start out chunky and end up svelte. Why is this not happening to Kimmy's butt?

Not to be rude, but her butt doesn't even look real to me. I swear she has to be wearing three or four pairs of Booty Pop panties. No human could possibly be shaped like that naturally!




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