Take the Ears But Leave the Hair!!!!

Joe Jonas (a.k.a. "the cute one") made an appearance on the Teen Choice Awards (a.k.a. Nickelodeon's attempt to lure Miley Cyrus away from Disney) and he sat there calmly as notorious ear-nibbler Mike Tyson took a pair scissors to his sacred raven locks.

Doesn't Big Mike know that Jo-Jo's hair is what makes him the cute one!

Mike Tyson is truly, madly, deeply crazy ya'll. I wouldn't let him near me with a ten foot pole much less be inches away from my ears with a cutting instrument.

I aint gonna lie. Of all the ears to nibble on, Big Mike could do worse than Joey-boy's. So gotta give him props for good taste.

Barack Obama, Adam Lambert, Penguins, and New Hampshire

This has been one gay, faggoty, queer week! The whole thing started with the President of the United States Barack Obama declaring June "Lesbain, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender Pride Month." Don't believe me? HERE is the actual decree from the Black Stallion's own website. What can I say, Barry loves the gays.

Then in not-so-earth-shattering news, American Idol runner-up Adam Lambert was scene playing handsies in public with his hottie boyfriend after it was announced that Glambert would do an Ellen-esque, "Duhh... Of course I'm gay" cover for August's Rolling Stone.

Next, two gay penguins in Germany successfully hatched an egg together. The two "pink birds of the family" are not the first homo-penguins, (apparently gay penguins are quite common). They're just the first in Germany. It's like Tango Makes Three part Zwei. Fascinating story really. Click HERE to read more. But seriously, is anybody really that shocked? I mean they are always over-dressed and they walk funny. Could penguins be any more gay?

Finally, the state of New Hampshire officially became the sixth state in America to legalize same-sex marriage. New England is now officially the gayest place on earth. Even gayer than the boys dormitory at Focus on the Family Institute. Just sayin'.

And now to top it off, enjoy Joe Jonas (the Brother with the good hair) in a unitard dancing to Beyonce's All the Single Ladies. This is the gayest week ever! Some where in heaven Paul Lynde is dancing a jig with his new hag Bea Arthur.

Madea Beats the Crap Out of the Jonas Brothers

Madea Goes to Jail was the number one movie at the box office again this weekend. MA-to-the-damn-D-E-A went all Chris Brown on the Jonas Brothers and their 3D movie.

I am a huge Tyler Perry fan! I actually like the plays better than the movies. (All the Madea movies and TV shows all started out as stage productions.) The plays are comedies punctuated with gospel music breaks. The movies are more serious. They are dramas sprinkled with funny moments.

I think Tyler Perry is a genius.

If you haven't seen one of the stage productions click HERE to watch a montage of the funniest moments of Madea Goes to Jail the play.

Sorry, boys. You got owned.

Pink Links: LOL, OMG, WTF?

The Jonas Brother are effin everywhere these days -- Gravy and Biscuits

The All American Rejects wish Perez a Happy Valentine's Day -- Perez Hilton

Chris Brown's family blames Rihanna -- Amy Grindhouse

Two hot bitches; Jake Gyllenhaal poses with a pug -- Gents Canine Society

Behind the scenes at Twilight with hottie Robert Pattinson -- Ten Gossip

Dear Illuminati, like Dear Abby with lots of testosterone -- 9 to Fried

Victoria Beckham arrives in NYC covered from head to toe in dead animals -- Backseat Cuddler

Join the Pink Sheep of the Family fan group on Facebook -- Facebook Groups

Beej is now of Twitter -- Twitter.com/PinkShepherd