Who Dat? I Think It's Johnny Depp.

When I came across this picture, my first thought was, "Yeeeah! Good for Madonna for giving movies another try." (You know she's been in tons of them and is a near billionaire, but is always in sucky movies. Poor thing. But I digress...)

Then I did a double take! "Holy Crap! That's Johnny Deep!"

What the eff is wrong with him? Why does homeboy feel compelled to dress up in crazy costumes and make himself look like a freak? Does he enjoy giving children nightmares?

It was just the other day that I went on-and-on about how excited I am that Mister Deep is attractive again! He cleaned himself up real good and sexy-like for his new gangster movie. Now this!

He will play The Mad Hatter in a new freaky-deaky version of Alice in Wonderland.

I think Johnny has some sort of disorder. I wrote about it previously. See it HERE. I call it Johnny Depp Syndrome. It's when a painfully beautiful man does everything he can to make himself ugly just to see how far he can push the envelope and still be considered sexy.