This Is Why I Love Kathy Griffin

I love me some Kathy Griffin, despite the fact that my mother thinks she's the devil incarnate. Mostly due to the fact that Miss Griffin told a certain deity to "Suck it." Namely, Jesus.

I understood it was shock for the sake of shock and really was nothing more than a headline grabbing joke. The same way I joke about being an anorexic gold-digger... okay, maybe THAT was a bad example... because that is true... but I think you get the gist of where I was going with that. Kathy's got jokes.

Enjoy America's least favorite redhead pretending to be America's least favorite bleach-blond reverse-mullet mom Kate Gosselin.




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Why is Jon Gosselin Wearing that T-Shirt?

World famous baby-daddy Jon Gosselin is wearing a T-shirt that says "LIES, LIES, LIES, LIES" because:

a.) It's a love note to soon to be ex-wife Kate Gosselin.

b.) Half of the kids aren't his.

c.) He believed American Idol when they said Kara DioGuardi was just going to add to the show and NOT be a replacement for Paula Abdul.

d.) Michael Jackson is alive and well and living in Santa Barbara.

The Big Announcement: Duhhhhhh.

No, shockers here. The big, hyped-up announcement on Jon & Kate Plus Eight was that the Gosselins are headed to the Big D (and I don't mean Digital television)!

Apparently, they haven't even lived in the same house at the same time for a couple of years now, except for when the cameras were rolling, of course. So much for the "real" in reality tv.

Here are some suggested names for a spin off.

Kate Ate Jon
Shut Up, B!tch
Who's the Boss
You're Just Like Your Mother
Your Mullet's On Backwards
Wait a Minute... You're Not Posh!
Jon, Kate, and Eight Tax Deductions Up for Grabs
I Don't Even Know You Anymore
Jon & Kate Plus a Bunch of Lawyers
For Love or Money
Custody Battle Royale
Nanny Chronicles
I Like It When You Call Me Big Poppa
Dear Jon Letter
How I Left Your Mother
Octo-Divorcee