Looks Like Someone Watched the Tonys

These pictures of uber-hottie David Beckham unintentionally made me laugh. It looks like Mr. Beckham is auditioning for Billy Elliot.

"Elton, Look at me! Look what I can do!"

Hotorexia Explained with David Beckham

Hotorexia. It affects millions of Americans every day. The signs are easily identifiable.

Accessories: Hotorexics believe that the laws of fashion do not pertain to them.



Formal/Informal combinations: When a hotorexic looks in the mirror, they do not see what we see on the outside.



Distorted self-image: When hotorexics look in the mirror, they only see “hotness.” They are unaware that they may be disheveled...



Or mismatched...



Or underdressed...



Hotorexics also exhibit unusual behaviors: These “cries for attention” can lead to unexpected results, such as...



The overwhelming need to strike a pose...



The desire to mount a white horse in a Prince Charming costume…



It can even affect loved ones who are forced to go out in public with a strangely dressed Hotorexic.



The effects can be devastating.



But there is help...



Hotorexia is a battle that can’t be won alone.



It takes the support of loved ones and friends...



Acceptance is key...



Together, we can help put an end to Hotorexia...



And be stripped free of this nightmare once and for all.



May all your days be filled with hotness.

Thanks to special guest blogger Bunny Billingsley.

Victoria Beckham is a Gay Man in a Diva's Body

As if the world needed one more reason to obsess over Victoria Beckham or her super hot hubby David. Vicky has gone and added another one!

She told the Italian Vanity Fair that she thinks she has a gay man living inside her!

From the looks of it, an anorexic, over-dressed, flamboyant gay man. Wait a minute... was this Victoria way of telling the world she secretly wishes she was me the way I secretly wish I were her?!

“I love women. I like them as friends, as interesting people to speak with. But I love gay men. I always say it. Inside me there is a gay man who wants to come out! With heterosexual men I have nothing in common – excluding my husband, brothers and father, you understand.”

Now to crank up the kinky-factor another notch, here are new pics of her heterosexual husband David Beckham modeling underwear for Armani.

I am so jealous of the gay man trapped inside of Posh right now.

Just Because... David Beckham Edition

I really need to learn how to play soccer.

I Prefer My Beckham with a Little Hair

International superstar and uber-hottie David Beckham and the little Misses Victoria were seen out and about Milan, Italy this weekend.

Mister Beckham officially became a member of the AC Milan football team... blah... blah... sports.... thingy... soccer... stuff... whatever.

Let's talk about what's really important, how he and Posh looked! Can I tell you how happy I am that Becksy is letting his hair grow out, and that he's keeping the beard trimmed. (By beard, I do not mean Victoria and her pixie hair cut...I mean his actual facial hair.) The ultra-short hair and homeless-man beard were not working for him.

It's true what they say, the longer a couple is married the more they start to look alike.

One Big Happy Dysfunctional Family

So how was your holiday?

Fabulous I hope. No matter how great it was, there is no human way possible that your Thanksgiving's fabulosity could surpass that of the one featured in the picture above.

The world's most powerful celebritot Suri Cruise took her posse out for a day on the town in New York City. Big Daddy Tom Cruise, Baby-momma Katie Holmes, Robo-Posh Victoria Beckham, Hottie Supreme David Beckham, The Beckham Boys: Cruz, Romeo, and Brooklyn. Big Daddy Tom's first crop of kids: Isabella and Connor, one gold-digging (assumption on my part) nanny, and a partridge in a pear tree.

That's a whole lot of crazy in one little house mansion compound. But really, isn't that what the holidays are all about? Visiting loved ones and then playing "Whose family is crazier?" on the trip home.

Ahhhh... the holidays. Priceless.

David Beckham: What's Wrong with this Picture?

There's just something weird about seeing the hottest man on the planet holding a giant plate of fish sticks. But these aren't just ordinary fish fingers, these babies are healthy fish sticks!

Mister Beckham is the new spokespimp for GO3, a healthy frozen foods company whose products are full of Omega 3 fatty acids. Becks is a big believer in Omega 3's. It's been rumored that the least attractive part of Mister Beckham is his breath. He takes so many fish oil supplements that he constantly has fish breath.

When I was in college I knew this girl who always smelled like Long John's Silvers. I kid you not. She must have bathed in hushpuppy grease and brushed her teeth with a fish stick. At the time I thought it was nasty, but now looking back, maybe she was just being health conscious.

The Hills are Alive with the Sounds of Beckham

PSI: Pink Sheep International.

My amazing techno-color dreams are about to come true! A musical about the life and times of David Beckham is in the works right now.

David Beckham – The Theatre of Dreams is songwriter Mark Archer's dream child. He is in negotiations to bring it to life for the West End stage.

Combining musical theater and David Beckham is the best pairing since Reeses brought together peanut butter and chocolate. "Hey you got Beckham on my musical." "Nuh-uh, you got musical on my Beckham."

Mister Archer said he wanted to turn Becks life in to a musical because it's the stuff fairytales are made of. "His rise from obscurity to international stardom, his universally acknowledged gifts as a supreme sportsman, and his Hollywood lifestyle all have the elements of an aspirational fable," Archer told reporters in the UK.

Here's a sample of actual song lyrics David's character will sing when he meets Posh and falls in love:

"A change has come around,
As I worship this ground,
With you in my life,
We’re turning the world upside down."

Awwww.... cheese-tastic! I love it.

My only question is what's with the name? David Beckham – The Theatre of Dreams is too long and not very catchy.

I would have called it Golden Balls! Viola! Instant hit.

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Million Dollar Beckham

Uber-hottie David Beckham (whose networth is actually closer to $250 million) is the coverboy for September's Men's Health and their Fall Fashion edition.

Mister Beckham is featured in a boxing-inspired photo spread. Check out these fully clothed, yet completely stunning pictures of Becks.

Davey opens up about his childhood and how he was told, "You'll never play [soccer professionally] for England, because you're too small and not strong enough."

Guess he showed them.

How come when I see pictures of David Beckham I hear the McDonald's jingle, "Ba-da-bum-ba-bummmm...I'm lovin' it"?

Cutest Picture Ever

How cute is this picture of Poppa Becks and his Becklings?

Answer: Extremely.

David Beckham took home the Teen Choice Award for "Favorite Male Athlete" earlier this week, and he brought the whole posse on stage to help him accept the award.

And everyone said, "Awwwwwwwwww."

But Wait...There's More!

It's been a month of Christmases thanks to Giorgio Armani's brilliant pantie pimping campaign featuring David Beckham!

More photos keep getting released, and I couldn't be happier!

I have a theory that everybody looks better in black and white. After looking at these pics, I may never be photographed in color again. Davey is perfection personified.

Above are the two most recent photos released in the campaign. Below are two photos that were released much earlier in the campaign but eclipsed by the enormity of the campaign itself.

I figure today is just as good as any to shine a big pink spotlight on the lesser known pics as well as Mister Beckham's lovely abs.

Let the week begin! Woooo Whoooo!

Dear Armani, Thank You. Love, Humanity

David Beckham has given us an early Christmas gift. And the earth rejoiced!

The next two of the much awaited Emporio Armani underwear posters were released this week featuring Mister Beckham.

I really don't have much to say, because I'm too busy staring.

Enjoy.