Most Punchable Face in America: Chris Brown Edition

Everyone is talking about what Rihanna-beater Chris Brown said on Larry King Live. "Don't blame me, yo! I don't remember beating down that hoe." Or whatever he said. I can't listen to anything he says he makes me so mad.

So I'm not mentioning what he said. I want to talk about what he wore!

Who told him to wear that stupid bow tie? I'm gonna ignore the fact that he claims he doesn't remember beating the hell out of Rihanna's face. I'm also gonna ignore the fact that he's shown no remorse.

I'm gonna sum up my feelings for Mr. Brown by saying, "That bow tie looks stupid."


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What's Wrong with this Picture? Chris Brown Edition

I'm just gonna keep my comments to myself on this one.

"Rihanna Deserved to be Beat" and Other Stupid Things Kids Say

Kids these days! When I read the following survey results I literally gasped! GASPED!

A survey of 200 teens and tweens in Boston age 12-19 said 46% believe Rihanna was responsible for the incident between her and Chris Brown. WHAT????

Half of today's youth blame the victim? Is this a result of raising a generation on hip-hop videos and Lifetime movies? Where did we go so wrong, America?

The survey also found that 44% believe fighting is a normal part of a relationship.

Noooooo!!!!! Wake up, kids. Oprah is right, "Love doesn't hurt. If he hit you once he will hit you again."

We all already know she took his sorry ass back. Then they made plans to release a duet. Finally, it seems Ri-Ri is refusing to testify against him in the court proceedings.

The survey also found that 52% of the stupid kids think the media is treating Chris Brown unfairly. As in because he's cute, he doesn't deserve to be held accountable for his actions. Seriously kids? Chris Brown is lucky someone hasn't come along and cut a bitch. Alas, violence begets violence and never solves a thing.

I am shocked and appalled by these findings.

Rihanna, I am so confused and disappointed by you. Why go back to your abuser? Why? It's not okay.

I'm at a loss for words.

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Are Rihanna and Chris Brown Really Back Together Again?

Someone tell me this is all a big lie! A mean and vicious rumor. Pleeeease!!!

People magazine is reporting that Rihanna took back Chris Brown! What the H-E-double-umbrellas is she thinking?

First of all, Rihanna's BFF rapper Kanye West took started defending fellow artist Chris Brown's assault on Rihanna.

Kanye compared Brown to other great entertainers who just happen to be human too. Like alleged child molester Michael Jackson, alleged druggie Michael Phelps, and alleged decapitator O.J. Simpson!!! Kanye, honey. Please. You are not doing C.B. any favors. At least not with the general public. With Ri-Ri however it must have sounded like sweet, sweet music.

A source close to the couple said, "They're together again. They care for each other. While Chris is reflective and saddened about what happened, he is really happy to be with the woman he loves."

Word has it that Rihanna and Chris Brown are shacking up at one of P.Diddy's mansions until the whole thing blows over.

I am sickened and shocked and stunned and saddened and disappointed. All at the same time.

What's even worse are all the little girls who will look at this and think it's acceptable to stay with someone who hits them.

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Beaten But Not Broken: The Rihanna & Chris Brown Saga

Birthday snaps go out to R&B Princess Rihanna on her 21st birthday. But no one is celebrating. This has got to be the worst birthday ever!

On the eve of her 21st b-day, some scumbag cop on the L.A.P.D. leaked one of her evidence photos to the website TMZ.

After seeing this photo of a beaten and battered Rihanna, I want to (allegedly) meet Chris Brown in a dark alley somewhere. And make him come face to face with all 120 lbs of Beej!

Oh, I dare you to put your grubby little hands on me, Chris Brown! I mutha' effin dare you! I won't just lie there and let you (allegedly) choke me! You'll wish you would have taken Ri-Ri's advice when she sang, "Shut Up and Drive."

Allegedly, of course.

In all seriousness, this photo breaks my heart. What kind of animal would do this to another human being? Sick. Sad. And Disgusting.

Happy Birthday, Rihanna. Be strong, girlfriend. I'm praying for you.


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What Happened between Chris Brown and Rihanna?

There's trouble in Disturbia.

First of all let me say, domestic abuse is not funny! It's bad. Very bad. And if a man ever puts his hands on you, kick him in the balls until he coughs blood! Got it?

I'm serious. Don't stop until that S.O.B. coughs up blood. If his hands are up-high hitting you in the face or around your neck, then there's nothing down-low protecting his nether regions. And nothing preventing you from using your knees, feet, elbows, or hands to disengage his baby-maker. Don't stop till you see the color red. Then call the police and be like, "Oh no, I was just assaulted. Please help me."

Now with that said, what in the H-E-double-umbrellas happened between the Prince and Princess of R&B Chris Brown and Rihanna?

If you haven't heard by now, Chris Brown beat the crap out of Rihanna... allegedly of course. Rihanna, 20, and Chris Brown, 19, went to the Clive Davis pre-Grammy party on Saturday night and then got into a scuffle on the way home around midnight. They pulled over to the side of the road, and Rihanna threw the keys to Brown's Lamborghini out the window. When he couldn't find the keys, it ended with Brown threatening to kill Rihanna and choking her until she fell unconscious, according to insiders close to the singers.

Ri-Ri had a busted up face and bites on her arms and fingers. All kinds of crazy stuff.

Rihanna is cooperating with the police to build a case against him. So, I guess that means their relationship is over.

Ri-Ri isn't the only one who's kicked the alleged perpetrator to the curb. The Got Milk? campaign as pulled all of Mr. Brown's images from their site, and Wrigley's Doublemint gum tore up their contract with the singer also.

Now watch this video of random clips of Jennifer Lopez's movie Enough set to Christina Aguilera's song Fighter.

Remember girls, don't stop punching the groin until he coughs blood.




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