First Iowa, Now Vermont! The Whole Country is Going Gay!

Grab the maple syrup. It's time celebrate!

Vermont approved a law that legalized same-sex marriages in the state! This makes Vermont the fourth-ish state in America to recognize same-sex marriages. The first was Massachusetts, then Connecticut, then California, then not California, then last week Iowa, now Vermont!

True. It's only 8 percent of the country, but it means things are moving in the right direction.

So, one day Chase Crawford and Zac Efron will be able to walk the streets hand in hand as husband and husband! I have a dream!


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Ryan Seacrest Finally Added Me

This is the greatest week of my life! Okay... Maybe I'm exaggerating a little. Here's what happened. American Idol's hostess with the mostest Ryan Seacrest added me as a friend on MySpace.

Big deal, right? A lot of celebs have their MySpaces set to automatically accept friend requests. But not Sister Seacrest. Homegirl screens! Seriously, he screens his MySpace friends!!!

I added Ryan weeks and weeks ago and had given up all hope that he would ever add me. But lo and behold what did appear, but a new friend! Twas Ryan Seacrest!

Thank you to all of you who have prayed with me during this difficult time of waiting.

Now that Ry-Ry and I are BFF's I wanted to share this photo that he has as his profile pic. He captioned it, "Who's hotter?"

No joke. That's really what he typed under it.

So I'm asking you the obvious question, Which is hotter? Chase Crawford's eyebrows or Ryan Seacrest's nose?" Discuss.

The Eyebrows Have It

I am an eyebrow aficionado!

If I didn't pluck, wax, snip, tweeze, and weed-whack my brows, I would have the the eyebrows of a 300-pound truck driver. Which would be odd since I have the body of a 15-year-old female gymnast.

But I have noticed lately that I'm not the only one who is obsessive compulsive about my eyebrow grooming. Hollywood's younger generation of leading men also enjoy spending an nice relaxing hour manscaping the brows.

My observations first began I saw Zachary Quinto and Chris Pine, stars of the upcoming Star Trek movie, on the cover of Entertainment Weekly. The moment I saw them, I laughed and said, "I've had both those styles." Sad, but true when you speak of your eyebrows as styles.

Next, Joan Crawford... I mean... Chase Crawford and his oil-slicked caterpillars appeared on the cover of VMan magazine.

Then, Zac Efron and his Halle-Berry-1992 eyebrows released a trailer for his new movie 17 Again this week as well.

Finally, Beyonce' came out of the closet with her sharpie brows. I know she's not technically a man, but she did change her name to a drag queen's name this week. So from now on she wants to be known as "Sasha Fierce" but you have to say it right. It requires two snaps and a neck twist when you say it, otherwise it's just stupid. But with two snaps and a neck twist, you go, "Oh yah...I totally get it."




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What's Wrong with this Picture? Chase Crawford & Zac Efron Edition

Is Hollywood planning on remaking Bosom Buddies?

Nope. It's just another pic from the Teen Choice Awards.

Here is a twink-tastic red carpet photo op featuring Chase Crawford and Zac Efron. I have nothing in particular to say about it. Other than something about it is queer, but can't quite put my finger on it...

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The World's Most Shocking News that Never Really Happened

Carrie Underwood has officially kicked Gossip Girl Chase Crawford to the curb.

Many media outlets including this one, have been speculating that Mister Crawford has been stepping out on Miss Underwood with a different famous singer...a male singer! J.C. Chasez.

Chase and J.C. have been canoodling and cavorting all over the place since Oscar night.

Since his BFF's break-up, J.C. has been shouting from the roof tops that he is not a fag and that his relationship with Chase is purely platonic.

Sure, they spend a lot of time together...but name any straight guy who doesn't enjoy spending a quiet evening alone with his buddy as they feed each other strawberries and champagne.

Now I'm not saying either one is gay. I'm just saying Carrie Underwood broke it off with Chase and J.C. is over compensating.

Not that I'd be shocked if I found out one or both of them was gay.

You know who would shock me if I found out he was gay: Jack Nicholson. That would shock me! I'd be like "Whuuuuuh?"
These two...not so much.



Which celeb would make you say, "No Way!" if you heard he or she was gay?

Feel Good Fridays: Before He Cheats

I love this country-fried diva! Carrie Underwood: the woman, the legend, the American Idol.

This little ditty Before He Cheats earned her a Grammy for best female country artist and one for best country song, as well as a nomination for song of the year!

My, how life imitates art!

I shudder to think what homegirl did to Chase Crawford's car.

Some Good Gossip, Girrrrrl: Oscar's After Party Edition

The rumors are flying after Chace Crawford of Gossip Girl and J.C. Chasez of N'Sync were inseparable at Elton John's 16th Annual Academy Award's After Party for charity on Sunday night.

The two wined-and-dined each other and spent the night gazing into one another eyes.

Not that there's anything wrong with that. Straight guys do that sort of thing all the time, right?

The crazy thing is, if Mister Crawford took J.C.'s last name, he'd be Chase Chasez.

Cute, I know.