This has been one gay, faggoty, queer week! The whole thing started with the President of the United States Barack Obama declaring June "Lesbain, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender Pride Month." Don't believe me? HERE is the actual decree from the Black Stallion's own website. What can I say, Barry loves the gays.
Then in not-so-earth-shattering news, American Idol runner-up Adam Lambert was scene playing handsies in public with his hottie boyfriend after it was announced that Glambert would do an Ellen-esque, "Duhh... Of course I'm gay" cover for August's Rolling Stone.
Next, two gay penguins in Germany successfully hatched an egg together. The two "pink birds of the family" are not the first homo-penguins, (apparently gay penguins are quite common). They're just the first in Germany. It's like Tango Makes Three part Zwei. Fascinating story really. Click HERE to read more. But seriously, is anybody really that shocked? I mean they are always over-dressed and they walk funny. Could penguins be any more gay?
Finally, the state of New Hampshire officially became the sixth state in America to legalize same-sex marriage. New England is now officially the gayest place on earth. Even gayer than the boys dormitory at Focus on the Family Institute. Just sayin'.
And now to top it off, enjoy Joe Jonas (the Brother with the good hair) in a unitard dancing to Beyonce's All the Single Ladies. This is the gayest week ever! Some where in heaven Paul Lynde is dancing a jig with his new hag Bea Arthur.
Good for RuPaul! He's released a new music video. No... wait. You mean that's not a drag queen? That's Beyonce??? My bad. Take two!
Beyonce Knowles a.k.a. Sasha Fierce has released her latest music video Ego!
First let me say, Ego is one of my favorite (non-dance) tracks on the whole album I Am Sasha Fierce. Therefore I have built up ridiculously high standards in my head for the video to live up to. Sadly, it fails to live up to them.
I still LOVE the song, and love me some Beyonce, but the video...."mehhhh."
I get the whole cohesive vibe that she's going after with all the videos being released in black and white, but this video suffers because of it. Instead of looking artsy, it comes off as boring.
And the dancing.... she looks tired as if she threw her back out. Like she said to the director. "Find me a chair and a cane. I gotz to rest a minute."
Add on top of that, Miss Fierce has never looked queenier! And that is saying a LOT! Because, let's face it. Beyonce is basically a draq queen with lady-parts.
Plus, it looks like the recession has hit Beyonce's video budgets. I've seen more expensive youtube videos done in someone's basement.
With all that said, if you've never heard the song, it is definitely worth a listen.
I can't stay mad at you long, Beyonce. But, you better work!
Beyonce Knowles, a.k.a. Sasha Fierce, has been the number one diva in this game for a minute. But seriously, homegirl! What the H-E-double-weave-tracks is going on in this photo?
What kind of friggin show is she putting on for the I Am Sasha Fierce tour?
I'm just gonna shake my head in confusion.
Here's a clever little video of Beyonce Knowles, a.k.a. Sasha Fierce, doing the Chicken Dance.
It's a clip from one of her concerts with a remix of audio. "Why watch it?" you may ask. Just because. 
I love pop-culture, and I love celebrity gossip. But sometimes I like down-right silliness. The wackier the better. So here are some of the best time wasting websites on the net. Which is a compliment. Time wasting means no celebrities, no news, no politics. Just fun.
Fun for the sake of fun.
1. Secret Trois's Youtube (See above) - BBBW's - Big Beautiful Black Women dancing to pop songs.
They've got a whole bunch of videos. The one I posted is Beyonce's Diva. They have tons of videos. And if you still got time on your hands, here are a few more random sites that make me laugh at nothing in particular.
2. Garfield Minus Garfield - Everybody's favorite comic strip sans cat. You see what a loser John really is.
3. "Unnecessary" Quotation Marks - Stupid signs posted by people that have superfluous punctuations.
4. Overheard in New York - Outrageous things overheard by folks on the streets of NYC.
5. Snuggie Sightings - People doing everyday activities while wearing the blanket with sleeves.
6. Sexy People - Who knew picture-day at school could be so funny? This photo blog is a celebration of the perfect portrait.
So that's it, little lambs. If you have a silly website that makes you laugh at nothing in particular, then share it with the world in the comments section. The dumber the site, the better!
Y'all know I love me some Beyonce. I also love Beyonce spoofs. I've featured numerous ones here on Pink Sheep.
My BFF and fellow-blogger Chris Illuminati who writes the brilliant blog 9 to Fried sent me this latest spoof of Single Ladies featuring a little girl doing her best Sasha Fierce impression.
The best part is when she does the "punch the floor" move or whatever Beyonce calls that piston thing. And the "I'm a little tea pot" move is another good one.
Beyonce needs to get this girl on the phone. This little diva could teach Miss Knowles a thing or two about diva-ology.
Pure fiercy fierceness.
Beyonce Knowles, a.k.a. Sasha Fierce, is the January covergirl of GQ Germany.
She looks like the crazy-eyed love child of Tyra Banks and Lady Gaga.
Beyonce really has the fabulosity to be an enduring lifetime diva. But if she doesn't slow down a bit, her over exposure is gonna cause her to get own my nerves.
What so you, little lambs? Fiercy Fierceness or Acid Reflux?
This is the last one. I swear. Unless Clay Aiken, Lass Bass, and Chase Crawford dress up in a unitards and turn on their webcams.
Here's a very old clip of Gwen Verdon dancing to Bob Fosse's choreography that's been remixed a million times to random pop-songs. This time it's re-mixed to Beyonce's Single Ladies (Put a Ring on It).
Now I'm not one to judge, but it looks like Sasha Fierce stole Gwen and Bob's moves.
What do you think?
Check out the other spoofs HERE, HERE, and HERE.
First there was that guy in the leather harness bikini. Then there was J.T. in heels. Now there is this sexy Spamburger of a man in a black onesie working it like a man a third his size.
There are several edits in this video. I'm guessing it's because he has to take a hit off an oxygen tank near by, or (I'm trying not to think about it) he has to poke his junk back into his unitard because it keeps falling out. Please tell me it's the oxygen tank!!!
On a side note, I hope Oprah reads Pink Sheep of the Family. So she can take pity on this guy and send Nate Berkus to his house to decorate it. I'm assuming Spamburger is gay, but how could any self-respecting gay guy live in a place with white on white paint with no art on the wall! No art? Not even a Zac Efron poster!
Forget Nate Berkus, get this guy on the phone. He knows how to decorate an apartment! I think they're a match made in Spamburger heaven.
You simply must see this skit from this weekend's Saturday Night Live.
Beyonce dancing, Paul Rudd being his own cute self, and Justin Timberlake in a unitard and heels. Need I say more?
The fierceness is almost palpable.
Click HERE to see how the professionals do it.
Beyonce Knowles performed at the World Music Awards in Monte Carlo, Monaco this weekend looking like this!
Sasha isn't looking so fierce, if you know what I'm saying. Her weave looks like it's stuck on with velcro.
Poor little lamb is having an identity crisis. Since changing her name to Sasha Fierce, I don't think she's had a chance to change the name on her American Express card yet.
Can you image Beyonce Sasha walking up to the counter at BeautyCo and the cashier telling her, "This aint you!" and then declining her card and sending her away. That explains why she bought some Hannah Montana extensions from the Halloween clearance aisle at the Dollar Store and hot glued them to her head.
Not fierce.
Speaking of dual identities. There are rumors that homegirl wants to play Wonder Woman in an upcoming movie. Which I think would be totally hot! Because under normal circumstances I love me some Beyonce.
So maybe it's all to get a movie part. Instead of carrying the lasso of truth on her belt, she'll just detach one of her extensions and snag the bad guy.
This is Pink Sheep of the Family's 500th post!!!!
Thank you to all the MILF's, soccer-moms, dudes, public school teachers, gays, twinks, bears, chicks, sorority girls, fellow-bloggers, loyal fans, gossip fiends, and nutcases who read this humble little pop-culture blog with a touch of political soapbox and spirituality.
To celebrate our 500th post, I am choosing to post a viral video that symbolizes all that Pink Sheep stands for. Celebrating everyday life, making fun of celebrities, and doing it with a queer flair!
Disclaimer: the dude in the video is NOT me, nor is the crazy drag queen in the above picture. I'm not above shaking my money-maker, but I choose to do it fully clothed, perhaps in a suit.
Please to enjoy Sasha Fierce's Single Ladies featuring some half-naked gay dude!
I am an eyebrow aficionado!
If I didn't pluck, wax, snip, tweeze, and weed-whack my brows, I would have the the eyebrows of a 300-pound truck driver. Which would be odd since I have the body of a 15-year-old female gymnast.
But I have noticed lately that I'm not the only one who is obsessive compulsive about my eyebrow grooming. Hollywood's younger generation of leading men also enjoy spending an nice relaxing hour manscaping the brows.
My observations first began I saw Zachary Quinto and Chris Pine, stars of the upcoming Star Trek movie, on the cover of Entertainment Weekly. The moment I saw them, I laughed and said, "I've had both those styles." Sad, but true when you speak of your eyebrows as styles.
Next, Joan Crawford... I mean... Chase Crawford and his oil-slicked caterpillars appeared on the cover of VMan magazine.
Then, Zac Efron and his Halle-Berry-1992 eyebrows released a trailer for his new movie 17 Again this week as well.
Finally, Beyonce' came out of the closet with her sharpie brows. I know she's not technically a man, but she did change her name to a drag queen's name this week. So from now on she wants to be known as "Sasha Fierce" but you have to say it right. It requires two snaps and a neck twist when you say it, otherwise it's just stupid. But with two snaps and a neck twist, you go, "Oh yah...I totally get it."
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