The Big Announcement: Duhhhhhh.



No, shockers here. The big, hyped-up announcement on Jon & Kate Plus Eight was that the Gosselins are headed to the Big D (and I don't mean Digital television)!

Apparently, they haven't even lived in the same house at the same time for a couple of years now, except for when the cameras were rolling, of course. So much for the "real" in reality tv.

Here are some suggested names for a spin off.

Kate Ate Jon
Shut Up, B!tch
Who's the Boss
You're Just Like Your Mother
Your Mullet's On Backwards
Wait a Minute... You're Not Posh!
Jon, Kate, and Eight Tax Deductions Up for Grabs
I Don't Even Know You Anymore
Jon & Kate Plus a Bunch of Lawyers
For Love or Money
Custody Battle Royale
Nanny Chronicles
I Like It When You Call Me Big Poppa
Dear Jon Letter
How I Left Your Mother
Octo-Divorcee