The Saddest, Most Terrifying Photo Ever! Lindsay Lohan Edition

Lindsay Lohan US Weekly

It sucks to be Lindsay Lohan right now. And that's not just my opinion, it's hers too! (Horrible dye job aside. Of course.)

Linds spills her guts out to US Weekly about how crappy her life is right now. Samantha Ronson kicked her to the curb. She's gone through all her Parent Trap money. And she can't get work.

She's basically like the an out of work factory worker from Detroit, only Barack forgot to put a line about her in the stimulus package. However, if I had to guess, I'd say "lines" are what got her into this mess. ALLEGEDLY!