Here's the truth. Skinny girls don't have boobs. They just don't. That is unless they buy them.
And anyone who's ever heard Jessica Simpson's dad Joe talk about his "wittle gurl Jessie" knows that her breasts are real.
So homegirl has embraced those fat rumors and turned them around for her good. She went from fat to phat!
A good fashionista knows you compliment your best assets. Things don't have to be matchy-matchy. But they need to go. Those earrings go with her breasts. It's just that simple.
Jessica is just complimenting her bestest features. Which begs the question, Jessica Simpson: Fat or Phat?
