Jessica Simpson Shows Off Her New Accessories



Here's the truth. Skinny girls don't have boobs. They just don't. That is unless they buy them.

And anyone who's ever heard Jessica Simpson's dad Joe talk about his "wittle gurl Jessie" knows that her breasts are real.

So homegirl has embraced those fat rumors and turned them around for her good. She went from fat to phat!

A good fashionista knows you compliment your best assets. Things don't have to be matchy-matchy. But they need to go. Those earrings go with her breasts. It's just that simple.

Jessica is just complimenting her bestest features. Which begs the question, Jessica Simpson: Fat or Phat?

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

i happen to know several very skinny girls with big natural boobs...it's rather nauseating...

Bitchney Spears in Hotlanta said...

That hooker is so not fat, silicone or not. Good for her for embracing her body. Phat is IN!

Jodi said...

Phat for sure. Please her gaining 10 pounds...whoop-dee-doo! I think she looks great!

Stephen in San Diego said...

She's a brick house. She's mighty mighty letting it all hang out... (I'll stop now.)

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