Wow! Americans Love to Buy Crap!



Sales on Black Friday jumped 7% over last year! Which is amazing because all we hear is news anchors and commentators constantly telling us how broke Americans are.

Just goes to show you Americans love crap! Crap, crap, crap!

We love crap so much a Wal-Mart temporary security guard was trampled to death in a stampede at the crack of dawn on Black Friday when the crowd broke through the doors and ran over the poor man.

Have we lost our moral compass? Have we forgotten about Jesus: the reason for the season?

It's just crap people. Chill out. It's not like it's even free crap. You still have to pay for it.

Jesus is sad, and so am I.

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