Solange Pees on a Stick



Ohhh Muuuuh Gaaaaw!

This is Solange "Don't Call Me Beyonce's Sister" Knowles' new video T.O.N.Y.

You have to watch it. Please, tell me you will what this shizz-fest. The last half of the song takes place on the toilet. No joke!!!

The premise is So-So thinks some dawg named Tony knocked her up. Spoiler alert: he did.

Who in the H-E-C-K thought we wanted to see Solange sit on the pot and sing while peeing on a stick? I am so freaked out right now. I can barely contain myself.

Don't worry, Solange. I don't think you have to worry about Tony ever coming around. Or Oscar or Grammy or Emmy for that matter.

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9 comments:

SofaChip.com said...

I've never liked her...I cannot watch this. She's another one of those 'celebs' who I think just grabbed onto the 'my sister/sibling is a celeb so now I'm gonna try to be one too'. (See: Haylie Duff)

Mike Rofone said...

WTF? Make it stop! Make it stop!

Anonymous said...

that was so disturbing i'm going to go shower now...

Travis K. in DC said...

What the hell? Worst video ever. She is literally on the toilet! I'm stunned.

Cathi said...

She tried really hard to make pregnancy testing sexy. Is her sister paying for her career? Because I can't imagine she's actually getting paid by anyone for crap like this.

Marc in Phoenix, Az said...

I didn't believe you until I watched the video for myself! She REALLY is on the toilet for the last half of the song. WTF?

Tobi from Seattle, Wa said...

Go back to Beyonce's shadow please!

Jodi said...

Ok, why did she feel the need to let us be a party to that? Blech! So gross.

Anonymous said...

What the heck is wrong with this girl? Jus cuz u took a preg test doesn't mean we wanna c how and ur semi orgasmic fish expression while peeing on the unfortunate stick!!! Sorry huni but you trry TOO hard. Leave nature alone, Byeonce is more talented, gorgeous, etc. Don't fight it cuz u jus look moreeee stupid.

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