Ohhh Muuuuh Gaaaaw!
This is Solange "Don't Call Me Beyonce's Sister" Knowles' new video T.O.N.Y.
You have to watch it. Please, tell me you will what this shizz-fest. The last half of the song takes place on the toilet. No joke!!!
The premise is So-So thinks some dawg named Tony knocked her up. Spoiler alert: he did.
Who in the H-E-C-K thought we wanted to see Solange sit on the pot and sing while peeing on a stick? I am so freaked out right now. I can barely contain myself.
Don't worry, Solange. I don't think you have to worry about Tony ever coming around. Or Oscar or Grammy or Emmy for that matter.
Solange Pees on a Stick
