What in God's green earth, and I do mean green earth, is Madonna wearing? She showed up at a big UNICEF charity event this week dressed like this.
Giving to charity puts the Material Divorcee into the X-mas spirit. Kabbalahists take the Christ out of Christmas. Someone should boycott them. Get Focus on the Family on the phone...STAT! But I digress.
Madge is obviously in the X-mas spirit because she came to the event wearing an X-mas tree!
Now, to help you get further into the X-mas spirit, here is a terrifying touching picture of Madonna and child.
Madonna in the X-mas Spirit
