Just when I think Britney Spears has clawed her way out of the abyss of insanity. I see evidence that says otherwise.
Check out these pics. Both taken this week, a few days apart. Homegirl needs to get her roots touched up. Bad!
Surely somewhere there's a gay man near her who can take pity on her. Please!
When Poppa Spears took over Brit-Brit's affairs, I never would have guessed that old Mr. Tightwad would cut off her weave budget! Doesn't he know she neeeeds weave money. She can live without a new car each week. She can live without diamond encrusted corn-on-the-cob holders. But she simply can't live without her weave money! That...and Starbucks. Britney's got to have her Starbucks.
Thank God the election is over, and now we can all come together as a people and focus on things that really matter. Like Britney's greasy, stanky weave and dirty, dark roots.
Somebody get that girl a bottle of Dawn, some Miss Clairol, and a scrub brush! STAT!
Does anyone else think THIS reads like a Britney Spears biography?
Time to get rid of all the political signs and the Sarah Palin and Barack Obama mannequins, and let's stage a national intervention to save Britney Spears before she relapses into crazyland! 
Britney Spears Gets in Touch with her Roots
