Who Dat? Bruce Willis or Poppa Smurf?

What in the H-E-C-K happened to Bruce Willis?

Please do not tell me he is planning a new movie with Tim Allen that involves him becoming the new Chris Kringle! I don't think I could handle it.

He is totally freaking me out right now! I like to play "Would you rather?" with my friends, and Mister Willis is one of my favorite subjects.

"Would you rather have Bruce Willis or Ashton Kutcher?" The answer is almost always Bruce.

So then I ask, "With or without hair?" That answer varies.

Now I'll have to add "With or without the Poppa Smurf beard?" Ummmmm... without, please! Do you even have to ask?

Quick, somebody show me some old Moonlighting clips before I collapse on my fainting couch!

Now if you could only set the video clips to a Celine Dion ballad sung by Clay Aiken. That would give me the strength to carry on.

Wait! I have just the thing!


Moonlighting music video with Because You Loved Me sung by Clay Aiken.