So, I know it was only Sunday when I wrote about the "brilliant" choice of a V.P. candidate John McCain made when he chose Sarah Palin.
Boy, was I wrong! Big time!
Sister Palin has more secrets in her closet than the entire Jackson family (LaToya included)!
Right now, the details are still sketchy. Why sketchy? Because we don't know just how big of a liar Mrs. Palin is.
All we know for sure is Momma Palin's oldest daughter, 17-year-old Bristol Palin, is a floozy. This we know for sure. We also know she loves booze. We don't know just how big a floozy. And don't really know who actually gave birth to baby number five, Trig Palin.
Rumors began circulating that Momma Palin was really Granny Palin and faked her own pregnancy to cover up her teenage daughter's promiscuity. So to prove she's not a crazy liar, Momma Palin told everyone this week, "Nuh-uh, my daughter couldn't have just had a baby, because she's pregnant right now!" *Gasp!*
That's when pics of the pregnant teen boozing it up with her friends hit the net! *Gasp again!* Which only proves Sarah should have spanked her more when she was a little girl. Because she grew up to be an idiot. Underage drinking is one thing, but underage drinking while you have a bun in the oven is a whole other category of wrong. 
Big Momma's announcement doesn't prove anything to me, other than her daughter really likes to do it. There was a family at my high school who had two boys in the same grade but they were not twins. They were exactly 9 months apart! Scientific proof that if you like sex that much, you can have two babies in one year.
My question is, why didn't the McCain camp do some background checking of this crazy Sarah chick? They could have at least googled her first before naming her on the ticket.
If the only qualification needed was having a vagina, they could have chosen Elizabeth Dole, or Condi Rice, or Mary Fallin. There are lots of conservative female leaders in America who could have stolen the spotlight from Barack's historic campaign. I'm sure this was not what Big Mac had in mind.
What is wrong with this family? So many lies, so much deceit, and so much sleeping around! It's like she's already in the White House!
I Take It All Back: Sarah Palin Edition
