Hulk Hogan Is Worth How Much???

Hulk Hogan Divorce

So by now everybody knows that former pro-wrestler Hulk Hogan and his wife Linda are going through a messy divorce.

What you may not have known is how much the Hulkster is worth!

Homeboy claims he's worth $32 million dollars! Listen, Hulkamaniacs, that's a lot of cheese. The wife claims it's more like $26.7 million. Regardless, that is a ton of cash for a dude who hasn't worked in two decades!

I dare you to show me just ONE other wrestler from that era that has ONE million dollars in the bank! Much less $20-30 million!!! No, they all declared bankruptcy before Cheers went off the air.

I dare you to show me one that's still alive... that would be hard enough... forget how much money that have... just show me ONE other wrestler from the 80's who's still alive and has money! I dare you.

Okay... Jesse Ventura... I dare you name TWO!

Boo-yah!

Seriously, did Mister Hogan take all his Wrestlemania money and buy google stock with it or something? Or were those championship belts really made of gold?

It just goes to show you, Hollywood. If you don't spend all your money on cocaine and plastic surgery, you'll have some left over to live on until your kids are old enough to star in a reality show.

Now, just for fun. Enjoy Hulk Hogan versus Andre the Giant in Wrestlemania III, circa 1987.



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