The Greatest American Dog Is...

Travis Brorsen, an Oklahoma boy, and his pooch Presley took home the title on the season finale of Greatest American Dog.

I was probably the only one who watched this show from start to finish. I even set the TiVo to auto-record just in case I wasn't at home. One of the main reasons I was obsessed with it was cutie-patootie Travis.

I had a theory from the beginning that he and Presley would win it all. Mostly because he's young and attractive and has the most mass appeal to viewers. My theory was that the dogs themselves were irrelevant. I am a big conspiracy theorist. What better day to throw around conspiracies than September 11th?

While I'm throwing around random conspiracies. I don't believe men ever really walked on the moon. I believe both Osama bin Laden and Fidel Castro are actually dead. And I believe artificial sweeteners cause cancer and Parkinson's.

Now just for fun, here is a clip of a shirtless Travis with America's Greatest Dog Presley in the swimming pool from earlier in the season.