My BFF and Pink Sheep of the Family enthusiast Annalisa sent me this story from The Onion News Network.
It made me hoot and holler out loud; it's so funny.
For those of you not in the know. The Onion is NOT actual news.
It's like the Daily Show or the news portion of Saturday Night Live. It reports satire as if it actually happened.
In this story, a military general explains why America enacted the policy Don't Ask, Don't Tell. He explains it's because America loves its gays so much that we couldn't risk the life of even one precious gay.
"Under no circumstances can we put America's homosexuals in danger...It has been the solemn oath of every man in uniform to lay down his life in defense of America's precious, precious homosexuals."
Pink Sheep of the Family salutes all the brave men and women serving in the military around the world. As long as no one asks, I won't tell them that you found us by surfing Best Gay Blogs.
God Bless America and Her Gays
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4 comments:
ROFL!!!!
I've always known there was something more the government wasn't telling us.
America and Hollywood would fall apart if we sent our precious gays to Iraq!
I say NO! We need our florists, back-up dancers, and make-up artists safe and sound.
Hilarious! "Precious, precious homosexuals." LOL
OMG! Annalisa is my new BFF too for finding that video!
Hilarious. My brother in Iraq would really think it's funny.
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