Newsflash: Crack is Bad for You

PSI: Pink Sheep International.

It's time to check in with our favorite train-wreck across the pond. This time the news is not good.

Amy Winehouse was hospitalized last week after fainting. Of course we all assumed "fainting" was code for smoked too much crack and OD'ed.

Then homegirl started coughing up blood, which is never a good sign. And we all thought, "What the heck kind of crack did she get a hold of this time?"

Docs initially said she must have tuberculosis. Then after testing her and the results came back clean....which may be the only time in history that phrase has ever been said about Amy Winehouse...we discovered our beloved Wino has emphysema.

Yes emphysema, the old people who've smoked for a million years and have to use the motorized shopping carts at the grocery store disease!

And she's only 24!

Papa Winehouse made a statement to the press this weekend that his daughter was breathing at 70 per cent lung capacity and if she doesn't slow down her crack smoking ways will be in a wheel chair in a month.

Amy, honey. You're breaking my pink little heart. Put down the pipe and take some advice from Whitney, "Crack is wack."



Let's all take a moment and remember Wino at the height of her glory. Remember when we thought it was funny and charming when she repeatedly refused to go to rehab? If we had only known then, what we know now...