Maybe It's Nicer in Person

I think Nicole Richie is suffering from postpartum depression. That would explain her leaving the house looking like this.

Joel Madden's baby-mama made an appearance at the Crystal & Lucy Awards at the Beverly Hilton Hotel in Beverly Hills earlier this week dressed in a K-mart blue light special from 1979.

It was a star-studded red carpet event, and this is what sisterfriend choose to wear?

She looks like Mrs. Roper from Three's Company at a Memoirs of a Geisha audition.

First of all, I can't get over the crazy Guns-n-Roses Welcome to the Jungle pattern. Which may have been nice and summery if it was only the dress.

But we can't tell because the designers had so much leftover fabric that they decided to fashion a giant matching cape. And for a touch of class, they attached drapery fringe.

I know. Classy, right?

And why is her clutch made from a rattlesnake? That's just gross. Where is PETA when you need them? They need to shoot paint-balls at that disgusting hand bag.

Am I over-reacting or is this whole outfit a mess from head to toe?

Click to enlarge and have another look at the drapes gown.