Colin Farrell is a man of many talents. One of which is yo-yo hotness.
What is yo-yo hotness? You ask.
It's when a person goes from hot to not to hot again in the twinkling of an eye.
David Beckham with his scraggly beard and Jake Gyllenhaal with his bicycle helmet and spandex shorts are both examples of yo-yo hotness. Felicity Huffman exhibits the female characteristics of yo-yo hotness. Felicity as a brunette is unattractive. But as a blond she's one hot mama.
Much in the same way, Mister Farrell goes from a 10 to a 4, back to a 10, then down to a 2, all with a bottle of Head-n-Shoulders and a few pounds.
Class, can you name some other examples of yo-yo hotness?
In case there was any confusion, I am not digging the thinner, dirtier Jesus-esque Colin. I totally prefer the beefier, cleaner cut Colin of yesteryear.
From a 10 to a 2.
P.S. The Farrell camp is claiming his dramatic weight loss is for an upcoming movie role, not drugs usage. He's a simple guy. He's satisfied with booze, cigarettes, and womanizing. 
Colin Farrell Afflicted with
Yo-Yo Hotness
