The Scariest Drag Queens Ever!


Don't drag queens know they are supposed to be pretty?

Not all queens are created equal. Here are ten of the scariest drag queens in the history of the world!

The scariest part is that all of the photos have been taken from profiles on MySpace.

I've added my captions below each photo.


This delicate flower looks like she ate Christina Aguilera.
We'll call her, "Dirrrty Hairy."

Her philosophy is "Less is more."

"The perfect outfit for day or evening."

It's "Rainbow Bear Bright."

This little punkin' is totally into hip-hop.

"Abracadabra." *Poof!*
"You've been turned into a poof."

"Hey guuuuurl. How's yur mama?"
It's Ghetto Draggie Smurf.

"Eat your heart out, Elizabeth Burkley."

"I'm your Dream Girl. I'll make you happy."

"I ate hip-hop bunny's liver with fava beans and a nice chianti."


Side note: I love and embrace everyone in the GLBT community, including the drag queens of the world. Like Grandmama always said, "Every old barn looks better with a fresh coat of paint."

But call me old fashioned. I still prefer my drag queens clean-shaven with a French manicure.

[Photo Credits: MySpace via Ebaum's World.]



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10 comments:

Anonymous said...

LMFAO!!!
Ghetto Draggie Smurf!

Marc
Pheonix, AZ

Anonymous said...

Alright, you're old-fashioned.

I can't believe people aren't more tolerant of drag queens who choose to pursue alternate modes of dress. Not everyone has to conform to your standard of beauty. For some, being beautiful means looking like you had to trade your shaving razor for crack, or being afraid to confess your fear of mirrors.

Perhaps we'll be ready to embrace drag queens of all shapes, sizes and smells.

I have a dream...

Anonymous said...

I have chills!

Sarah B.
Chicago

Anonymous said...

lol...wow, i was hungry...thanks for that because im dieting and now i lost my appetite.

*cg*

Big Gay Richard in SF said...

I love your sense of humor!
I think the GLBT community is too uptight and needs to laugh more, because some of us are really out there!
P.S. love the fava beans reference.
;)

BubbleOnFire said...

I'm scarred for life!!

Anonymous said...

Victor

This should be in a book called "how not to be a drag queen".

Bitchney Spears in Hotlanta said...

Fierce!

tashia said...

fabulous drags!! haha

Anonymous said...

thats just not right...

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