The Scariest Drag Queens Ever!


Don't drag queens know they are supposed to be pretty?

Not all queens are created equal. Here are ten of the scariest drag queens in the history of the world!

The scariest part is that all of the photos have been taken from profiles on MySpace.

I've added my captions below each photo.


This delicate flower looks like she ate Christina Aguilera.
We'll call her, "Dirrrty Hairy."

Her philosophy is "Less is more."

"The perfect outfit for day or evening."

It's "Rainbow Bear Bright."

This little punkin' is totally into hip-hop.

"Abracadabra." *Poof!*
"You've been turned into a poof."

"Hey guuuuurl. How's yur mama?"
It's Ghetto Draggie Smurf.

"Eat your heart out, Elizabeth Burkley."

"I'm your Dream Girl. I'll make you happy."

"I ate hip-hop bunny's liver with fava beans and a nice chianti."


Side note: I love and embrace everyone in the GLBT community, including the drag queens of the world. Like Grandmama always said, "Every old barn looks better with a fresh coat of paint."

But call me old fashioned. I still prefer my drag queens clean-shaven with a French manicure.

[Photo Credits: MySpace via Ebaum's World.]



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