Obama-rama!

Barack Obama has mass appeal. People from all over America and across the globe love him. He's the author of two best selling books, currently serving in the U.S. Senate, and a major contender for President of the United States. This weekend he drew record-breaking crowds of 75,000 people at his rally in Portland, Oregon.

But as any capitalist knows, merchandising is where the real money is. Here are some random items that I have found for sale on ebay. It's a collection I've titled, "Obama-rama."

[Disclaimer: the pics were found on ebay, the captions are mine. None are officially connected with the Obama camp.]



Fashion conscious voters can adorn themselves with Barack's shining face in these gorgeous earrings. So glam! They go with everything.



This is supposed to be a rubber Obama mask. I think it looks like a Brad Garrett mask (the big mopey brother from Everybody Loves Raymond) that's been rubbed with shoe polish.



Here is a Barack Obama prison shiv or deer skinning knife. Either way, it's inappropriate.



Here's Barack on a piece of Miracle Toast. I guess the Virgin Mary was busy.



Barack Obeanie Baby. So cute. (Seriously, I want one.)



Barack Obobble-head Doll. Doesn't exactly look like him. But close enough that it's funny.



Maybe this will lure in some undecided voters.



And finally, two words: Barack Jewbama!