I know a lot of people have been whispering about it. But I'm just gonna say it, "Lindsay Lohan is a raging lesbian."
Even Michael "Big Daddy" Lohan has been quoted in the paps saying, "Anyone with half a brain can tell what's going on."
So apparently Dina "Cool Mom" Lohan doesn't has half a brain because she is still claiming that her daughter's relationship with out homo disc jockey Samantha Ronson is purely platonic. Perhaps Dina thinks "Platonic" is the name for a new vodka or something. Because her daughter is clearly a lez.
The story began a couple of months ago when Lindsay almost came to blows with former child star Ashley Olsen at a club where Ronson was DJ-ing. Ash said hello to Sammy, and Linds got all up in her grill and screamed, "Get your 15-year-old Full House a** away from my girlfriend!"
What kind of monster yells at an Olsen twin? It must be true love.
From that moment on, LiLo and SamRon have been caught snogging all over the place. And the final kicker is Linds appeared at the Cannes red carpet wearing an engagement ring. Now the rumor is that the two want to get married at Dolly Parton's amusement park Dollywood.
For rizzle. This is the weirdest story ever. I'm not shocked about LiLo's lesbianic tendencies. I'm more shocked that she has the hots for SamRon. Frankly,Sammy scares the crap out of me. She looks like the "after" shot of a drug PSA. Meth-chic.
Love is a many splendid thing, indeed.
I'm Just Gonna Say It
