Craziest Lady Ever, Hands Down!

I have been diligently searching for a week and a half for this video. And now that I've found it, I am sharing it with you.

CBS Sunday Morning aired a crazy story spotlighting world-class hand models.

Specifically, Ellen Sirot. That lady is nutzo! Completely and totally insane.

I love how SERIOUSLY she takes herself. When it's obvious she's crazy.

I beg you to watch this video. It is the weirdest news story I've ever seen on television that wasn't a Daily Show spoof. Sadly, however, this lady is real. And so are her neuroses.

Her hands are her meal ticket, and they don't get out much.

Her hands wear the pants in the family and earn up to $10,000 an hour! Her husband stays at home and makes sure his wife's hands are never defiled by worldly tasks.
No cooking. No cleaning. No gardening. No knives. No scissors.

Her husband and kids do everything for her. When I say everything, I mean EVERY THING. She even makes her children tie her shoes for her!

Those poor kids are gonna be so screwed up when they're grown up.

Can you image what goes on inside her husband's head? He probably sneaks out of the house at night and visits prostitutes and pays them to hold hands with him and make him a grilled cheese sandwich.



Now for no other reason than the hope of some hand-modeling-talent scout may stumble upon this site, I have decided to include a picture of my own lady-sized hands holding a glass globe. Shear elegance. Should be worth at least $12.50 an hour.

I ain't gonna lie. I'd walk around with my hands in the air and wear gloves 24-7 if someone was willing to pay me ten-thousand bucks an hour for pictures of these mitts.