Chubby Chaser and Presidential Candidate John McCain has finally broke off his relationship with homo-hating pastor John Hagee.
In the beginning it was all sunshine and roses. Mister Hagee shepherds one of the largest flocks in America and is seen on world-wide television multiple times a day, seven days a week.
He is considered one of the leading voices in evangelical Christianity today.
So when Pastor Chubs endorsed McCain's candidacy, Big Mac was estactic. It was Chubs' tax-exempt way of saying, "A vote for McCain is better than a vote for Jezebel or a Negro."
Since then, more than a few sermons have surfaced containing homophobic, sexist, xenophobic, anti-Catholic and anti-semitic references. Including heart-warming messages like God sent Hurricane Katrina to prevent a gay pride parade and the Catholic Church is the Whore of Babylon drinking a cup of blood in the book of Revelation.
At first, Big Mac ignored it all with the casual attitude of, "Pssssht. Big deal. Who doesn't hate fags and Catholics?"
But when a sermon surfaced of the televangelist saying God sent Hilter to hunt down the Jews, the camel screamed out, "Oh my God, that straw just broke my back!"
Mister McCain released this statement:
Obviously, I find these remarks and others deeply offensive and indefensible, and I repudiate them. I did not know of them before Reverend Hagee’s endorsement, and I feel I must reject his endorsement as well.
In other words, "I wish I knew how to quit you."
