David Beckham may possibly the most attractive man who has ever lived.
Everything he does seems to push his hotness quotient even higher. I wrote about this supernatural ability HERE.
But even Becks has his limits.
Am I wrong or has Mister Beckham been dipping his toes in the pool of fug?
Seriously, I think he is trying to push his limits. Just to see how scraggly he can be and still hold the title of "hottest man on the planet."
First he shaved his head, which I thought was hot. But now I'm totally over it... I long for the days of the faux-hawk.
Then he started filling in the gaps of his tattoo. Also hot. Then he got tat-sleeves. Which started to gross me out a little, but still hot.
Now, the unshaven scruff. Gag! Where is my cute little Becksy? Not this homeless old man wearing his soccer jersey!
He's gone to the Dark-side. Where beautiful male celebrities go, when they have reached the pinnacle of hotness and are unsure what to do next.
Let's call it the "Johnny Depp Syndrome."
Becksy, come back to our side! We have shampoo, razors, moisturizer, deodorant, and botox! It's prettier on our side.
Don't go to the Dark-side, David. Don't Go!
Just when I thought all hope was lost, Becksy took his younginz to a Lakers game last week and looked as cute as all get out. Keep hope alive, y'all!
Keep hope alive!
Am I Being Sacrilegious?
