Pass the peanutbutter and bacon sandwiches! Elvis' little girl is preggers again!
Miss Presley has really been packing on the pounds lately. So much so, she had to come clean about her secret pregnancy.
Isn't it amazing how we eventually turn into our parents. Who knew Lisa Marie would turn into Elvis Part Deux? She's got that new papa glow!
"After being the target all week of slanderous and degrading stories, horribly manipulated pictures and articles in the media, I have had to show my cards and announce under the gun and under vicious personal attack that I am in fact pregnant."
Manipulated pictures? Is she saying that the papz are photoshopping pictures of her to make her look bigger than she is? So that's why she is admitting she's pregnant?
That's some crazy logic. The same kind of crazy logic that makes a girl marry Micheal Jackson after he's accused of child molestation.
Cra-a-a-a-zy.
Homegirl goes on to say on her MySpace blog,
"It is unfortunate that I couldn’t have announced something that is this much of a blessing and that has made us so incredibly happy under better circumstances.”
Yah, like during the season finale of Dancing with the Stars.
