The classics always come back in style. But there are some things that should never comeback. In fact, they should be banished forever.
If you own any of these things, throw them out.
(Don't give them to charity! Literally throw them in the garbage. We don't need the bag ladies of America wearing your fashion disaster hand-me-downs.)
1. Scrunchies
"Like oh my gawd, Jessica, your hair looks so good right now."
Throw those things out! If you wear them because they match your outfits, it's time to get rid of those outfits too.
2. Stirrup Pants a.k.a. Leggins
"Marilyn, those pants make your ankles look so skinny!"
But they make everything else look fat. Toss them! There is nothing redeemable about making your body the shape of an ice-cream cone.
3. Lip Rings
"Dude, you're so freakin' hardcore."
Take that thing out! When I'm forced to look at you, it makes my eyes water.
4. Cell Phone Belt Clips
"Chad, I love your new twelve dollar strap for your two hundred dollar phone!"
Really people, why in the world are you wearing your phone around your waist? It's beyond stupid. Owning a cell phone isn't the status symbol it used to be. And it doesn't make you look important.
5. Turquoise and Silver Jewelry
"Maggie, that jewelry is so gorgeous. Did you buy that on your trip to Grand Canyon?"
Turquoise rings are the beanie babies of the jewelry world. People are afraid to throw them away because they are too embarrassed about how much money that spent on them.
6. Crocs
"Hey, Amy, where'd you get those shoes? They look so comfortable."
Seriously, were those things invented to actually leave the house in? I'm not sure. If you are over the age of twelve, you are not allowed to own them.
7. Cowboy Hats (unless your an actual cowboy)
"Susan, your hat looks really cute with your turquoise jewelry and stirrup pants."
The only people allowed to wear cowboy hats are cowboys, because on them it's sexy. A cowboy hat doesn't say you're eccentric and quirky. It screams you're a crazy cat lady.
Now tell me what you think. Did I missed anything.? Leave me your comments for what you think should be banished forever.
7 Fashion Accessories that Should Be Banished Forever!
