The classics always come back in style. But there are some things that should never comeback. In fact, they should be banished forever.
If you own any of these things, throw them out.
(Don't give them to charity! Literally throw them in the garbage. We don't need the bag ladies of America wearing your fashion disaster hand-me-downs.)
1. Scrunchies
"Like oh my gawd, Jessica, your hair looks so good right now."
Throw those things out! If you wear them because they match your outfits, it's time to get rid of those outfits too.
2. Stirrup Pants a.k.a. Leggins
"Marilyn, those pants make your ankles look so skinny!"
But they make everything else look fat. Toss them! There is nothing redeemable about making your body the shape of an ice-cream cone.
3. Lip Rings
"Dude, you're so freakin' hardcore."
Take that thing out! When I'm forced to look at you, it makes my eyes water.
4. Cell Phone Belt Clips
"Chad, I love your new twelve dollar strap for your two hundred dollar phone!"
Really people, why in the world are you wearing your phone around your waist? It's beyond stupid. Owning a cell phone isn't the status symbol it used to be. And it doesn't make you look important.
5. Turquoise and Silver Jewelry
"Maggie, that jewelry is so gorgeous. Did you buy that on your trip to Grand Canyon?"
Turquoise rings are the beanie babies of the jewelry world. People are afraid to throw them away because they are too embarrassed about how much money that spent on them.
6. Crocs
"Hey, Amy, where'd you get those shoes? They look so comfortable."
Seriously, were those things invented to actually leave the house in? I'm not sure. If you are over the age of twelve, you are not allowed to own them.
7. Cowboy Hats (unless your an actual cowboy)
"Susan, your hat looks really cute with your turquoise jewelry and stirrup pants."
The only people allowed to wear cowboy hats are cowboys, because on them it's sexy. A cowboy hat doesn't say you're eccentric and quirky. It screams you're a crazy cat lady.
Now tell me what you think. Did I missed anything.? Leave me your comments for what you think should be banished forever.
7 Fashion Accessories that Should Be Banished Forever!
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Man, I'm a victim of the turquoise jewelry...sorry but I LOVE it! It's the hippie in me coming out. : )
I completely agree about Crocs! They are the ugliest "shoes" I've ever seen.
I admit I have scrunchies..but that is all on your list that I own. I can't part with them I tell you! I have long hair!!
Other things that should go:
1) Banana clips for the hair or those clips with the teeth.
2) Those huge boots with fur that make people look like they are trekking through the Alps
3) Huge belt buckles with sayings on them. I think they too like cowboy hats should be reserved for cowboys.
4) Those earrings that people wear that are open holes that stretch the earlobe out. Gross!
5) Pants that are 5 sizes too big that people wear under their butt and are being held up by a belt. What is wrong with the waist!?!?!
Ok, I'm done with my rant! LOL!
I agree with the banana clips those really need to go!
As for th cowboy hat...it is a good thing I am a cowgirl that goes to OSU cause I know you are not calling me a crazy cat lady!
LOL. I think people in the medical profession should get a pass on the "crocs." They're on their feet all day and apparently, those ugly shoes are really comfortable, and less likely to set off my gag reflex than a pair of old lady S.A.S. nurse shoes.
And those yucky ear hole things are called Spacers. And they are reeeally disgusting, I agree.
Scrunchies serve a function! They are for bulemics to pull their hair back quickly before they vomit in a public restroom. Haha!
Beej honey I'm so glad we're on the same page about the whole croc situation. I cringe every time I see someone in them out in public. Do these people not have friends to tell them any better?! ...they UGH!! they U/G/L/Y ugly!
luvs...~Jenn~
Yes, Crocs are the devil. However, scrunchies rule! I'm not sure why I have long hair, except to pull into a scrunchie! How rude of you to insult my scrunchy love. :)
Cathi
What about those pinafore sp? tops that have the empire waist that make girls look pregnant? Those were big in about 1974 and I am sad to see them back!
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