Forensic scientists have created a scientific age progression photo of our beloved Pop-Tart, Britney Spears.
Here are some things I noticed.
In 10 years, Britney will still have perfectly straight capped teeth, but will no longer go through the effort of brushing them.
She will simply rinse with a cup of Starbucks in the morning, then swallow.
In the future, Miss Spears Alexander Federline Lutfi Ghalib Lee Baldwin Dreyfus Sutherland Spears (as she will be known by then) will also no longer go through the trouble of washing or combing her hair.
She will discover she is an autumn, and not a spring. Therefore she will wear nothing but brown t-shirts from Wal-Mart.
And finally she will discover that life is easier when you eat what you want when you want... so as not to be bothered with all those confusing numbers like fat grams, calories, and Weight-watcher points.
This photo may shock some of you, but I'm from the Bible-belt. Where woman are expected to be paired off at age 17 and commence to baby-making at 18 and food is the cheapest form of anti-depression medication.
Comparatively speaking to the average Mid-western female, Britney looks pretty good for a woman in her mid-thirties with eleven kids and eight ex-husbands.
The Ghost of Britney Future
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3 comments:
omg lol!!! "Lee Baldwin Dreyfus Sutherland"...She should be so luck to get a sutherland, we talkin senior or junior?
that poor woman...all the world at her fingertips and she is screwing it up....but then again if it is true mental illness, which i am starting to suspect schizophrenia, then there really is no hope for her except HIGH doses of meds, which could balance her out enough to actually make it...i mean look at Cher...she is off her rocker too, but that bitch sure can pull it toghether for a "farewell tour!"
*cg*
She reminds me of Brian Wilson from the Beach Boys. He started displaying signs of schizophrenia in his early 20s and had a few nervous breakdowns and random, hysterical crying fits, much like Ms. Spears. He wouldn't shower because he was afraid snakes would come out of the showerhead. She seems on her way to being the next Brian Wilson...staying in bed for 3 years and getting as big as a house from eating steaks every day.
Holy f***ing sh**! She looks bad. I don't know if I should laugh or cry. What a train-wreck.
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