Wow, time by goes so quickly! And now Lindsay Lohan is all grown-up.
It seems like yesterday that this cute little freckled face actress hit the scene.
Then all of a sudden she started experimenting. No, silly, not with drugs and fad diets...hair color.
Let me say it out right, and plain as day. I only like red-headed Lindsay. The only time she is pretty is when she has red hair. Don't believe me. Google "Lindsay Lohan," and check out the evidence for yourself.
Dark-headed Lindsay looks scary. And blonde Lindsay looks trashy. There I said it. And you know it's true.
Oh, how I long for the days of innocent, clean Lindsay! Before the parties. Before she became synonymous with Britney and Paris. Before the mug shot.
That girl needs to get her act together. Someone needs to tell her that red-heads age faster, and therefore she must take better care of herself. Just say no to meth, Linds. It makes you ugly.
'Nuff said.
